Right f**k this. I'm applying for a Dutch passport, pronto.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

If this f**king maniac wins a general election it'll be like living in the DDR.

He said: “There should be an audit of pay levels in every organisation as well as there should be an audit of the gender pay gap in every organisation, which there isn’t in small companies, only in large companies. There ought to be a level of a maximum,” declared the MP for Islington North.

“Why is it that bankers on massive salaries require bonuses to work while street-cleaners require threats to make them work? It’s a kind philosophical question really. There ought to be a maximum wage."

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

What if there are more lunatics out there? Lots more lunatics :-(

[Berni]

funny little Jewish man with the teeth, didn't you? And I reassured you that they wouldn't, didn't I? And I was right, wasn't I?

So trust me. You are quite safe from the taxular depredations of Comrade Corbo.

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

are complete fruitcakes?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

And George - lest we forget - is a total f**king lunatic. So if even he can't see Labour getting into power until 2025, do you really think you need to worry?

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/aug/18/jeremy- corbyn-rivals-chase-impossible-dream (http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/aug/18/jeremy-corbyn-rivals-chase-impossible-dream)

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

Free cycling and 7 foot Free tallism

Very good business trips even if we nearly end up in a fight every time.

Well when I say we, it's them. I hide

[Berni]

Although I suppose they'd pronounce it 'Villy'.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b5/Free_willy.jpg

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

Hence the aggressive nature of the nights out. It really can be like a night out in the 80s sometimes.

[Classic Jorge]

[Luis Anaconda]

well, not real foreign anyway

[Berni]

The only question on which I'm not actually sure about his height. There's every chance he's taller than me for all I know, but he looks little.

[Luis Anaconda]

Liverpool or Rome?

[Berni]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

It's been a while since I met Corbyn but I believe he's slightly taller.

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

Mind you, in my family I'm a vertable ent.

[Ashberto]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

The chap does not have a good word to say about us never mind use us for safe passage on international travel.

[Berni]

Some say 6'2"

[Classic Jorge]

[Ashberto]

He's only in this position because loads of people took up the three quid membership to vote for a radical and shake things up a bit. A bit like Arsenal fans flooding out the twitter polls and so on. The PLP will unite with the papers and smear Corbs to Helen Back.

Anyway, what's wrong with measures to ensure the glw is properly remunerated for her doubtless outstanding contributions to her organisation?

[Berni]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/09/25/article-0-0E14220600000578-339_634x409.jpg

[Classic Jorge]

http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/images/ic/976x549_b/p01jhn11.jpg

[Luis Anaconda]

On my last British one which I got in 2009, the crest on the front faded after one holiday and the chip stopped working after about a year meaning I have to queue with the plebs to get through passport control. Still has another five years to run so buggered if I am going to pay them for another one

[PSRB]

stay quiet and just let Labour makes themselves unelectable with no help at all

[Luis Anaconda]

[Classic Jorge]

I'm not sure Corbyn is going to make them any less electable.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Mine is up next May, have to remember to do it soon.

[Classic Jorge]

My girlfriend used to live virtually next door, they always were rather understanding of the whole chronologically challenged thing, for which I was eternally grateful.

[Berni]

Are you telling us you're a nonce, j? :-(

[Ashberto]

[Snin]

what with a collapsing economy due to China collapse, immigrants at the gates, the Europeans going mad ...its going to be like 1930's Germany in the uk by 2019 imo :cloud9: Osbourne or Boris will not be nearly mental or facist enough to compete.

Both political parties are going to commit hari kari over the next 4 years ..leaving nice gaps for ukip and lib dems to take up the middle ground

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

That said, I was fourteen and in many senses batting above my average.

[Ashberto]

[Mo Britain less Europe]

[Classic Jorge]

You have to admit though, his ministerial record is far from glittering, isnt it?

[Ashberto]

[Mo Britain less Europe]

from their colleagues.

[Classic Jorge]

Here he is celebrating the lowering of the benefits cap, surely no decent human would do that.

https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/budget.gif

[Snin]

China economy..there battle for new leader could well make the labour one look calm and well run. Both parties could be unelectable ( i.e back to the status quo of about 20% of people even voting and most people not giving a fcuk) by 2019 at this rate.

Unfortunately this does leave gaps for UKIP, Greens and other facist cnuting parties like these 2 to make inroads.

As I said its 1930's Germany imo

[Mo Britain less Europe]

[Snin]