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Monty91
08-18-2015, 01:21 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwrjAa1SgjQ

Berni
08-18-2015, 01:23 PM
have looked on Saturday night. :hehe:

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-18-2015, 01:24 PM

Snin
08-18-2015, 01:27 PM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-18-2015, 01:28 PM

Monty91
08-18-2015, 01:29 PM
on the pointlessness of Artificial Intelligence.

Snin
08-18-2015, 01:30 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKoQvo_mlAQ

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-18-2015, 01:30 PM
We can replace some of the miserable human c**ts we're lumbered with.

Berni
08-18-2015, 01:31 PM
To be fair, the boffins have perfected 'pissed walking' and '**** itself walking' modes. Now they just need to work on normal walking.

Monty91
08-18-2015, 01:33 PM
We don't hate people, we have very high expectations of them, but are so often left disappointed :nod:

Monty91
08-18-2015, 01:35 PM

Berni
08-18-2015, 01:36 PM
Although he permanently looks like someone's farted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOBxB6SDzW4

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-18-2015, 01:36 PM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-18-2015, 01:37 PM

Ashberto
08-18-2015, 01:38 PM
evolution, but because I am measuring it against a mere couple of decades of mathematical and computational genius required to build a thing capable of doing what that does.

The people that built that are approximately one million times more intelligent, creative and hard-working than a bloke who stuggles to write his own captions properly. FACT.

Jake
08-18-2015, 01:42 PM
Pretty much the teenage years of anyone provincial, I imagine.

Soon we can replace Northerners with robots :cloud9:

Berni
08-18-2015, 01:42 PM
platform they took around on a sort of publicity tour to announce the start of the competition. I also met RoboThespian, who appeared in the titles of 'Humans' recently. He's built in Cornwall, of all places.

http://www.learn.parallax.com/sites/default/files/inspiration/931/image/RoboThespian-6.jpg

Classic Jorge
08-18-2015, 01:45 PM

Monty91
08-18-2015, 01:45 PM
I understand approximately one in every five words, thick cancer deserving cretinous c**t that I am :-(

Monty91
08-18-2015, 01:47 PM

Ashberto
08-18-2015, 01:48 PM
You may or you may not not like it, depending on whether you use the public transport it helps to fund, but it is not pointless.

Millions of people amuse themselves playing computer games against AIs. You might not see the point of that but they do.

AI techniques are used in all sorts of pattern-recognition applications that you probably benefit from without even knowing it.

So ner.

Jake
08-18-2015, 01:53 PM

Berni
08-18-2015, 01:56 PM

PSRB
08-18-2015, 02:02 PM

Snin
08-18-2015, 02:05 PM

Monty91
08-18-2015, 02:09 PM
Though f**king a monotone, artificially enhanced automatum who just lies there lifelessly does sound a lot like a night with your mother.

Fred Killah
08-18-2015, 02:11 PM
http://cfile214.uf.daum.net/image/1441175A4D268AFD0ECDCB

Ashberto
08-18-2015, 02:13 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fecUydGz_Js/S8IqlOC6L8I/AAAAAAAAAMs/BDpHRYnv9iQ/s1600/sp802_Awesome-O_2.jpg

Ashberto
08-18-2015, 02:16 PM
Harsh, I thought. Surely a victimless act of deviancy if ever there was one.

Classic Jorge
08-18-2015, 02:20 PM
sorry, had to be done

Snin
08-18-2015, 02:20 PM
pretty normal to f**k any hole that's arund ?

Berni
08-18-2015, 02:21 PM
Equally, if it wasn't his bike and he just left it all jizzy, then there is definitely a victim.

Snin
08-18-2015, 02:25 PM

Supermac1976
08-18-2015, 02:28 PM
http://cphpost.dk/news14/national-news14/woman-stalked-by-se rial-bicycle-seat-****er.html (http://cphpost.dk/news14/national-news14/woman-stalked-by-serial-bicycle-seat-****er.html)
http://ekstrabladet.dk/112/article3990362.ece

Berni
08-18-2015, 02:34 PM
:-(

http://ekstrabladet.dk/migration_catalog/article3952196.ece/IMAGE_ALTERNATES/p900/image

Snin
08-18-2015, 02:34 PM

Ashberto
08-18-2015, 02:51 PM
links. You did, though. :judge:

Supermac1976
08-18-2015, 02:53 PM
http://www.jwz.org/blog/2015/08/ovipositive-2/

http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ovipositor.gif

Berni
08-18-2015, 02:54 PM
He should have warned us that there was jizz within.

Supermac1976
08-18-2015, 02:57 PM

Berni
08-18-2015, 03:13 PM