So that Pique business further down...what if it were true, though?

[Berni]

What if Pique literally does **** on the linesman's mother, who actually is a whore?

Would that still be an offence?

Best episode of 'You Are The Ref' ever imo.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

There's no need for vulgarity with your scat.

[Berni]

Besides, sex worker is a bit vague, isn't it? It lumps strippers, lapdancers, porn stars and prostitutes in together.

No. I like 'whore'.