My friends may be racist, my friends may be homophobic, my friends may be misogynists; this is my

[Mo Britain less Europe]

fortune. But I am a good man.

[Berni]

minimum.

As a great woman once said:

"Rejoice! Just rejoice!"

Or, as Napoleon almost said: "Never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake."

:-D

[Trixie Popsicle]

It begs the question - how do you call these type of people friends?!

[Trixie Popsicle]

I don't even get why people bother with right wrong'uns. We all have a choice b.

[Classic Jorge]

http://www.independent.co.uk/migration_catalog/article6139033.ece/alternates/w620/pixPA.jpeg

[Berni]

Oh, and lay off Alex James. Just 'cos he knobbed your bird.

[Classic Jorge]

I was just pointing out that Clarkson is a noted racist, homophobic mysoginist and that him and Dave are quite pally.

I do love Alex James' expression of "Look, I'm no longer the biggest c**t in the room!" though.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Alex is such a sweet chap.

As far as I'm aware, there is no one in that picture who is committed to the death of all jews.

I could be wrong, though.

[Classic Jorge]

Nice chap, saw him down the Red Rose Club a lot.

[Luis Anaconda]

say what you like about the terrorists but they never inflicted Richard Hammond on anyone

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Or at least he was 15 years ago when I met him a couple of times. He was quite charming and very witty. And short.

[Snin]

more name dropping than Monty ..top work

[Berni]

I wore one once (with a baby in it, natch - otherwise it'd be weird). However, after that I decided never to do it again. It looks ridiculous.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

He didn't look particularly statesmanlike with that contraption on, that's for sure.

[Snin]

[Berni]

Although you could sort of rest your pint on the sleeping infant.

[redgunamo]

[Brentwood]

http://www.ognedal.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/20120520_143812.jpg

[Berni]

[Berni]

[Snin]

:-)

[Brentwood]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I seem to recall AJ not being best pleased at the photo opportunity arising.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]