Jorge, did you do the kebab thing last night?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm really tempted to get on it tonight... but the guilt and the self-loathing is holding me back.

[Classic Jorge]

Get your bent and crooked hands around it imo

There are surely enough other things to hate oneself about without one kebab, albeit a substantial one, adding significant height to the self-loathing pile.

[Berni]

Last night I had various deep-fried things and pizza, well over a bottle of red and a couple of grappas, so another session tonight is just what I need. :-(

[Berni]

[Rich]

Woke up with a jump at just gone 3am this morning and split wine all over myself.

It frustrates me that I can spend several hours sleeping with wine in hand and only spill it all upon waking.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I could do with shedding 1kg, but what's two quid between mates?

I've got a grey eyebrow hair, but I pulled the f**ker out.

Oh, I suppose there's my non-functional Turkish dagger cock. That's not a pretty sight.

[PSRB]

quite excited

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Hotel Bar recently, or some such guff.

[Classic Jorge]

Carne del Toro, Pinchitos Mournos, Solomilo, Chorizo al vino.

:cloud9:

[Classic Jorge]

tough for your asian lad, St Peter is a strict doorman

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

:cloud9:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I've booked a hotel :-(

[Berni]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Vulgar fellow.

[Classic Jorge]

My andalusian spanish was coming on a treat by the end though, happily chatting away with the spanish lads, I was.

Cracking lads, the spaniards

[Classic Jorge]

I recommend the trains there, if that helps at all.

[Berni]

There is a point at which the excess must stop and thus is disaster avoided.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Berni]

[PSRB]

what could possibly go wrong??

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

http://www.kenyasights.com/images/Ugali-2.jpg

:-(

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

Plenty of time to give it the full Ray.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hRbgl7_3p6U/UUth9kezo3I/AAAAAAAACzI/6hI0qyPrrsw/s1600/sexy-beast-original.jpg

[Berni]

[redgunamo]

glwtpimo.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

All the other Spanish towns claiming to be the home of tapas can f**k off.

[Rich]

Waterloo at which point he told me the trains had stopped for the night. For some reason I simply did not believe what he was telling me and told him to take me there regardless. When I got there I was completely and utterly baffled.

Anyway, I got into another taxi and requested he take me to Epsom. I cannot recall how much the journey cost but do remember stopping at a garage and buying a milkshake.

When I awoke the next morning, I realised that I was no longer in possession of my shoes. Some time later when looking at pictures on my phone, I found a picture of my shoes placed neatly atop a wall along with a copy of GQ magazine. I am unable to explain why this was and was not able to locate the wall I had apparently left my shoes on the following evening http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

To be fair, the lads in the bush do an amazing job of serving out 3 meals a day, but the ugali starts to wear a bit after, ooh, 3 hours or so incountry :-(

The best bit is always the baked beans for breakfast.

[Rich]

[Berni]

[PSRB]

got on the tube and went into work.....it was a very long day!

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

barbecued cassava chips from the roadside, on the grounds that they are usually liberally sprinkled with salt and therefore taste of something.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Hopefully in 2017. That's the plan.

[Berni]

Imagine my fun as I paid a Ghanaian taxi driver an exorbitant amount to laugh at me whilst driving me home. :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

f**k all that 'getting on a train next to some drunk eating McDonalds' nonsense.

[Rich]

nap, went to TM Lewin to buy a new shirt and went straight into work.

[Rich]

trip.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

[Rich]

seem to lead quite enjoyable lives. Nice field, plenty of company, grass etc.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It just is.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

http://worldtruth.tv/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/633564940352646100-sheeple-650x488.jpg

[redgunamo]

you'll probably want to be having a word with these honest gentlemen as well

https://pslarson2.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/dscn00791.jpg

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

The Cambodian fried tarantula was a challenge too far for me.

http://bna-art.s3.amazonaws.com/www.bootsnall.com/articles/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/FriedSpiders.jpg

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

explodes into your mouth.

I'm not ashamed to say that the memory is making me mildly nauseous even now.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

All in all I'd have to say, 'no'.

[Berni]

[Berni]

Il Duce.

I can't help but feel that Italian history would be slightly different if they'd had a dictator called 'Il Dulce' :hehe:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Never again will I (knowingly) eat spiders. Ketchup or no ketchup.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

How sweet.

[Berni]

things I've ever wanted to, food-wise. That isn't to say that if someone put a bit of deep-fried snake in front of me now that I wouldn't give it a go, but surely it tends to be the case that if things really do taste nice, they'll generally make their way to you eventually. And equally, if they don't, you have to assume it's generally because they're minging.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

at a roadside stall in Malaysia? The first time I did so was utterly memorable, and I'm always open to such experiences again. The novelty stuff if neither here nor there, really. In those situations it strikes me as impolite to refuse, more than anything.

Live termites were actually nice, though. Like peanut butter.

[Berni]

That's actually true :hehe:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Sutton Coldfield lacks a little of the mystique of Langkawi, I'd imagine.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Perhaps bewildering.

[Berni]