Anyone have reason to regularly consume alcohol-free beer?

[redgunamo]

Apart from there being "Nothing Wrong With It, Of Course", how do you get on? What's a good brand?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Rich]

[Berni]

unfortunate effect of not getting you pissed, which gave one a profound sense of futility.

[Snin]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Got settled, took one sup and realised what the f**k had happened.

Returned to the bar an angry man and berated the bar man for serving me it in the first place. Where I not a resident (hotel bar) I suspect it may have ended differently.

Naturally my wife found this hilarious.

[Brentwood]

Doubt it's available widely outside of nogland though

[Berni]

Men have died for less, surely?

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Clearly and unknown to me at the time of booking there was some sort of poof’s convention on at the time.

[redgunamo]

[Berni]

[Snin]

in supermarkets I find..as ive bought them by mistake once or twice and had to give them to the ladys

Panache ? or that type of thing

[Berni]

cannot take his booze. I will therefore interpret his request for 'lager' as bravado masking his real desire to be given something that is non-alcoholic but won't make him a figure of ridicule among real men.'

This is a profound insult. :-(

[Luis Anaconda]

I know a few people who like the occasional Franzikaner Alkohofrei Weissbier. Obviously I don't talk to them

[redgunamo]

[Classic Jorge]

I flashed my lights at them at a junction and when they didnt turn in front of us they instead followed us up a leafy dead end lane and flashed us back.

Naturally we blurted out that we were english, that it was quarter to and that we were incredibly sorry for any misunderstanding which may have taken place.

[Berni]

I'm worried that there's a bit of mission creep going on in the 'amo household. :rubchin:

[redgunamo]

With a wedge of lime?

:-|

[Luis Anaconda]

Would help if your other half was called Lynn

[PSRB]

I tried it, never again

[Classic Jorge]

Along with "Dont make the same noises as them, Lynn! They'll think you're enjoying it!"

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I must admit I could feel eyes burning into my back for the rest of the night.

"There he is, himself that ordered the gay beer".

[Snin]

filthy old dog ****ing at the window...me.. not him or her

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

I've been out with a german lady and sex just sounded like a scene from Schindler's List.

Of course, they may well have just been asking for directions or something - my german is non-existent - and I have just assumed they are swingers by some sort of racialist impulse.

[redgunamo]

[Ashberto]

whatever it says on the tin.

[redgunamo]