I have a Dupuytren's Contracture. This means I am genetically a viking.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

:viking:

They're going to chop it out under local anaesthetic. :cry:

I may demand the good stuff.

[Classic Jorge]

bof!

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/46755000/jpg/_46755419_handball466.jpg

[Berni]

a ***** that is curved like a Turk's dagger. Care to explain this?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm going to end up going to Rwanda with an open wound on my hand. What could possibly go wrong?

[Snin]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

Does it affect any of your other activities? Can you still play the guitar?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

That's incompetence more than contractures, though.

[Mo Britain less Europe]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'd rather get on with it, it's f**king painful.

Should I not pull through the operation, I should like a full sung mass. Hymns to include 'Abide With Me', 'Kumbaya' and 'Born To Run'.

No more than 6 months in mourning, do you hear? Black just isn't your colour.

[Berni]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yatagan

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

[Snin]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Snin]

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I have googled it and it does not appear to be hugely inconveniencing all the same.

[Berni]

I'm not sure where His Holiness stands on Springsteen.