I'm trying to plan my drive from London to Cape Town.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Thanks to the Religion Of Peace (TM) there is no f**king way to get from Europe to Sudan or Chad any more. They've even stopped running ferries from Izmir to Alexandria. f**k driving across Algeria.

Why can't these daft *******s just behave themselves in a christian manner?

[Snin]

gambia - Senegal etc..I can ask him for more info if you need ?

[Hendon Gooner (Only Easy Day Was Yesterday))]

That's how that drive is going to end up...

:yikes:

[Berni]

[Snin]

and Casablanca as well.

By Car

The route from Morocco to West Africa travels through the Western Sahara and is getting more and more popular now that almost the entire road is paved all the way to Mauritania. You don't need a 4wd car to get you there, a regular car will be fine. Be sure to have you papers and insurance in order though. You can take rental cars from Morocco to Western Sahara and as Morocco treats the region as domestic part of the country, there are no formal designated borders.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

You silly man.

[Classic Jorge]

A less fine, upstanding and scrupulous man would also avail mimself of some of the fine pollen hash they're so good at.

Not me though, oh no

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

in his route :thumbup:

[Ears are alight]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It's just got a bit more serious as some friends from Tanzania are coming home to UK for a couple of years to earn the money to do it. Two vehicles would be safer than one...

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I also intend to drive to Bangkok.

[Rich]

going to spend so much time driving somewhere you dislike?

You were taken to a Greek restaurant (or something), I recall?

[Snin]

from cornwall..have a base in morocco too and Senegal , says the west route is safe all the way down..they think the eastern states are eejits basically..as the western ones happy to ignore you or take a small donation if needed / offered

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Snin]

they will get you there :-) if need be in the back of a transporter aeroplane if it gets sticky :-)

[Classic Jorge]

Also, you've bound to make lots of da moneis

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Botswana, it would seem churlish to stop.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I had to drive last saturday from the south side of Dublin to Donnycarney on the North and got lost twice.

Driving is not cool.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Imagine the adventure. It would need 6 months to meander through Africa...

[barrybueno]

RIP Sir C :wave:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm going to get kidnapped by Somali pirates and buggahed to death :-(

[Rich]

Have you been?

[redgunamo]

[Classic Jorge]

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/1M5xmkqg8IE/hqdefault.jpg

[Snin]

http://www.overlandingwestafrica.com/dakartomarrakech

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

The sort of places you'd know have tourists and roads.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Keep reinforcing those stereotypes :hehe:

[Snin]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Peter]

2 hours of hogs and a distant glimpse of a giraffe's behind

[Berni]

thing one has to accept and factor in as part of his charm. Apart from anything else, the fact that it sounds like Hell to the likes of us is part of what he likes about it.

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

For the record I will have you know I regularly donated monies to the black babies in the past.

[Snin]

eds who are fuekd for money now..your black African is In the money..they will be helping out Greece soon imo

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

You are so stuck in the past you probably still think M+S sandwiches are sophisticated.

[Snin]

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Africa.

Africa.

The whole continent. From the Sahara in the north, the jungles of the west, the mountain rainforests of the centre, the plains of the east. The millions of square miles of untouched wilderness, the Kingdoms of the Lion, the elephant, the Cape Buffalo, the mountain Gorilla. The birthplace of Man.

This is of no interest to you whatsoever? Not even liddle bit?

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Dirty wee Triad *******s mainly.

[Snin]

[Classic Jorge]

Also, there may be corners.

http://www.dodge.com/assets/images/vehicles/2015/challenger/homepage/Featurette/2015-challenger-vlp-iconicdesign.jpg

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

Surely one of the worst and scansion-free lyrics ever heard in a successful record?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY

[redgunamo]

[Rich]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Imagine being in Africa and having that **** stuck in your head :-(

[PSRB]

[Classic Jorge]

Bit uncle monty

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I was wearing a Zanu PF hat, though.

[Snin]

what can go wrong if he has such helpful sane balanced diplomatic back up on his roof imo ? id love to do it tbh

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Not a jot.

I might if pushed do a safari but even then I may soon grow weary.

[Berni]

[PSRB]

too many variables

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[Snin]

plus ill have a backpack full of coke

[Classic Jorge]

Just without the roaring international success

[Snin]

is that not international success ?

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Essentially the chosen handwear of a sexual terrorist.

[Classic Jorge]

[Alexism - Atheoist]

Oh wait, he was talking to YOUNG men. Carry on. :titsup:

[Nicosia Gooner]