Minder theme tune played at George Cole's funeral, Waterman wrote the eulogy and read the eulogy too

[Classic Jorge]

[Insert Little Britain sketch here]

[Berni]

...a nice little burner?

I've already got my coat.

[redgunamo]

http://www.hymoney.co.uk/images/2007/Player%20of%20the%20Year%20May%2007/slides/terry%20venables%20and%20george%20graham.jpg

[Classic Jorge]

Mind you, old Arthur liked a Jag didnt he?

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/01/04/2468A6AF00000578-0-image-m-37_1420377128429.jpg

[redgunamo]

[Berni]

;-) Welcome back, j.

[Classic Jorge]

Just look at him here, just won the league in the last minute at Anfield and not a thing out of place.

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/64793000/jpg/_64793383_graham3.jpg

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

http://pics.imcdb.org/0is124/withnailjaguarscrubbersjz4.7577.jpg

[Berni]

and grey slacks' combo. People who voluntarily wear blazers are not to be trusted. Particularly if they have brass buttons.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

What's that all about then?

I noticed the same with Cilla. Over here we can't wait to get them buried.

[Classic Jorge]

Though, yes, I imagine he had a towelling blazer for just after stepping out of the shower.

[Berni]

over for the funeral. I'm sure it didn't used to be like that over there. When did that start?

[Classic Jorge]

My experience with Irish funerals is pretty limited but they do like to have them knocking about in the front room for a couple of days, dont they?

[Berni]

Splash of Blue Stratos and he was ready for action.

[Snin]

wait so long to get family and friends to get over imo

[Classic Jorge]

http://thedabbler.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/ChristmasSlim-300x300.jpg

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I think it can on occasion depend if the cemetery is council or church owned as clearly the council don't do weekends. I know we nearly had a delay until the Monday but they managed to fit us in on the friday.

A cancellation perhaps.

[Snin]

unlike Catholic religion so probably trying a few copy cat tricks imo those real ira chaps must be studying isis and well gell imo

[Ashberto]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Not cool in the slightest.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I remember when players turned up to sign for the club in a shirt and tie, now they rock up as if they are going to the Ritzy on Tottenham High Road straight afterwards.

Not that I am a fan of course of shirts and ties.

[redgunamo]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

He could at least just tighten it properly

http://www.thesecretfootballer.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/wenger-111.jpg

[redgunamo]

as tradition is crucial to His charm.

He has improved.

[barrybueno]

I'll get my coat too.