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Brentwood
08-12-2015, 08:19 AM
Loses to Arsenal - makes sure the talking point all week is the handshake, rather than their poor performance

Drops points to Swansea - They had 10 men yet for ages and didn't score, but the perception is that the only reason they didn't win was because the physio interrupted the game

Criticises hs own fans for a poor atmosphere after an unconvincing win a couple of years ago

Digs at the owner when he "only" signs Falcao


His strategy seems to work well for him though

Snin
08-12-2015, 08:30 AM
tired old uglier by the year sardine fecker grey haired egotistical spastic footed vain portugese peasant fisting f**king cnut that he is

Rich
08-12-2015, 08:34 AM
craves, don't you?

Personally, I find him rather tedious and ignore his on/off field behaviour. It is of no consequence to me.

Brentwood
08-12-2015, 08:34 AM

IUFG
08-12-2015, 08:38 AM

Brentwood
08-12-2015, 08:45 AM
https://twitter.com/RealPengy/status/628831773003284480

Luis Anaconda
08-12-2015, 09:05 AM

Berni
08-12-2015, 09:07 AM

redgunamo
08-12-2015, 09:12 AM
The thing is, there's two kinds of football nowadays; the one on the pitch and the one in the media. It still dismays lovers of the former that the vast majority of supporters are more interested in the latter. Unfortunately, lots of people reading and talking about football actually pays for the football we all like to read and talk about http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

redgunamo
08-12-2015, 09:21 AM

Brentwood
08-12-2015, 09:23 AM
leading to their favourite bit of eye candy getting the elbow

John Terry must be livid

Ashberto
08-12-2015, 09:29 AM
How DARE anyone want to plan their family and social life.

How DARE anyone be concerned about being the only member of staff looking after a station all night with drunks staggering around.

IUFG
08-12-2015, 09:35 AM
still, they will get their wish of a great social and family life when they are replaced by computers :cloud9:

AND with those drivers gone, they can employ another (cheaper) assistant to work at the station.
*******MASSIVE SAVINGS********

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
08-12-2015, 09:41 AM

Jake
08-12-2015, 09:57 AM

Ashberto
08-12-2015, 10:00 AM
I may have mentioned this before.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-12-2015, 10:06 AM
workforce which is flexible, agile and attuned to the needs and aspirations of our core market demographic; rapid adjustment to change is a pe-requisite for fulfilling our potential and delivering a truly satisfying 21st century subterranean locomotivicular experience.

IUFG
08-12-2015, 10:16 AM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-hjTYHABvFOc/UpimqHHW44I/AAAAAAAAZ90/F7zWny4Jlhc/s1600/scargill330.png

Striking certainly got the mines closed more quickly. . .

redgunamo
08-12-2015, 10:17 AM
that they will have to stay and work for an additional five or six hours, for no extra pay. I gather that this system was created to replace traditional overtime.

Poor *******s.

redgunamo
08-12-2015, 10:19 AM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-12-2015, 10:23 AM

IUFG
08-12-2015, 10:30 AM

7evens
08-12-2015, 10:31 AM
This is probably Mourinho's raison d'etre of course.
Inevitably, he'll continue along this path of brinkmanship with Abramovich and the clubs hierarchy, goading and stretching his ego beyond the boundaries of his remit, until it all inexorably ends in tears..
Another two seasons at most perhaps ?

redgunamo
08-12-2015, 10:49 AM
such who work for firms we hire to load aircraft carriers and store equipment and move stuff from A to B and C.

(In trying to please all of the people all of the time, this system was devised to allow complaints over both military cuts and military increases to be dealt with simultaneously. This way, both camps can be telling the truth. Or, in layman's terms, lying).

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
08-12-2015, 10:50 AM
If he was we would see no fault and defend it etc.

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
08-12-2015, 10:52 AM
Down in a tube station at midnight.

:sherlock:

redgunamo
08-12-2015, 10:52 AM
Too much responsibility, I think.

Ashberto
08-12-2015, 10:56 AM

redgunamo
08-12-2015, 11:02 AM
get another bunch in?

Rich
08-12-2015, 11:08 AM
Do I strike about it? No, because I understand the requirements of my role.

These people are f**king despicable, make no mistake. The sooner driverless trains are in place the better. And there must be ways to get rid of a lot of station staff too. Arseholes.

redgunamo
08-12-2015, 11:13 AM

Rich
08-12-2015, 11:19 AM
will do all I can to accommodate their requests to provide a better service to the public. When I calculate my hourly rate I feel a little hard done by on occasions - still, I understand that the services I provide are crucial for the public, and therefore would not be prepared to take collective action.

But, you know, that's just me.

redgunamo
08-12-2015, 11:29 AM

7evens
08-12-2015, 11:38 AM
Arrived at the terminal 5 minutes after the last call and although having to put in bit of a shift to reach the departure gate, they actualy let me board at the point the doors had closed and the stairs were set fair to be rolled away.

Heathrow or Gatwick would have just bounced me at security.

I find this lost sense of sporting spirit enshrined within English beaurocracy very disappointing.

A truly impressive, Terminal door to plane door in under twenty minutes.

WD The Irish

Ashberto
08-12-2015, 11:43 AM
Rum business.

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
08-12-2015, 11:43 AM
Sure a boarding time is only really a call to order the last round.

T1 is a *******s as it is a very long walk from Security to most of the gates. I find it terribly distressing.

Ashberto
08-12-2015, 11:45 AM
It's fair to say that not all Arsenal fans defend their manager.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-12-2015, 11:49 AM

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
08-12-2015, 11:50 AM
I expect this is the same in a lot of clubs though perhaps Mourinho is more protected than most as in general he has brought success which insulates him from most abuse.

The dislike of Wenger, or lack of patience with to be more accurate, only really developed when we were ****.

IUFG
08-12-2015, 11:56 AM
for the privilege of them being moaning c**ts who threaten to withdraw their labour at the drop of a ballot paper

7evens
08-12-2015, 12:20 PM
Pissing with sweat by the time I got in my seat..

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
08-12-2015, 12:24 PM
What brought you to our fair city?

Ashberto
08-12-2015, 12:30 PM
Or sleep in the gutter.

7evens
08-12-2015, 12:39 PM
In and out in a day. I'm staying over next time..
Too old for all that running about.

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
08-12-2015, 12:47 PM
I would not be staying around there next time if I were you.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-12-2015, 12:54 PM
f**k knows how I'm going to find that.

Snin
08-12-2015, 01:16 PM
anytime rest of day, then get his personal mobile number , promise him bigger tip on 2nd ride then you put that as speed dial number 1..easy

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-12-2015, 01:18 PM

Ashberto
08-12-2015, 01:23 PM
When you find a cab, hand over the card.

Snin
08-12-2015, 01:33 PM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-12-2015, 01:35 PM

Luis Anaconda
08-12-2015, 01:38 PM

Snin
08-12-2015, 01:39 PM

Brentwood
08-12-2015, 01:59 PM

Snin
08-12-2015, 02:04 PM

Snin
08-13-2015, 09:42 AM