It does amuse me that due to the desperation of certain fans, a large breasted

[PSRB]

Venzualean TV presenter has become the 'goto' ITK for Benzema

http://img.haberler.com/haber/109/spor-muhabiri-lizarazo-benzema-arsenal-a-gidiyor-7584109_7196_m.jpg

[Luis Anaconda]

[Luis Anaconda]

[2 Strikers?]

she has her finger(s) on the pulse

[redgunamo]

[PSRB]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

sexist?

[redgunamo]

Good name, I think. Strong. And we won't be forgetting it in a hurry.

[PSRB]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Berni]

[PSRB]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I am seeing this on your TV, in 2005 :yikes:

[Ears are alight]

[Berni]

Was that the tie where we lost there and then won 1-0 at home?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm a bit scared of her. She looks the type to ram a finger up your jacksie without warning.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I spent most of the second half on the phone to, oh God no, I can't bear to think of it :-(

[Berni]

[Berni]

Beckenbauer. Tel scored a good one.

[Luis Anaconda]

and that includes travelling through Siberia in the middle of winter. I am fairly sure she would have stuck out if she was playing

[PSRB]

I think it would be more than a finger

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

What a very odd time.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

A recurring theme in recent weeks of course.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Flight delayed in Dublin for about 3 hours because of the snow.

That is where it all began to go wrong.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm glad he didn't have a wasted trip.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I do believe young Richard nearly combusted.

[redgunamo]

[Berni]

It's all the history, see? I'm mad for it.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

food that makes Greek look appetising.

Enjoy your trip.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm thinking Italy, here.

[Berni]

To be fair, you may not have been in the best frame of mind at the time.

[redgunamo]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I had a meal in an old fort on an island in the Bosphorous. That was quite romantic. And the hotel on that trip was memorable.

The history is all mosquey, which puts me right off; apart from anything else that Ayrab architecture is f**king ugly.

No. On balance, it's ****. ****. ****.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You're well in if you favour the bearded lady.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Or I'm a Dutchman.

[Berni]

surely? The Hagia Sofia, for instance? The Chora church? The Golden Horn?

[redgunamo]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It, and its people, are f**king rank.

The only place I can think of that is equally revolting is Dubai. For completely different reasons, of course, but Dubai is the only other place on earth I have been that lacks a single redeeming feature.

Try Magaluf. You'll have a much nicer time.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

as the ones you'll get on the Edgware Road or, God help us, in Beirut.

To experience these kebabs you can go to Green Lanes.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Berni]

In the meantime, did you see this? I found the first story unintentionally hilarious.
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/aug/11/worst-p arenting-mistakes-french-family-motorway (http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/aug/11/worst-parenting-mistakes-french-family-motorway)

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Best get an opinion from someone you trust.

[Berni]

Michael Palin said it was nice. :shrug:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Michael Palin, for all love.

[Berni]

[Snin]

he f**ked off quick smart after that

[Ashberto]

I've no idea whether this reply will be in the right place. I've had to resort to Flat View to find a reply button that works. God bless AWIMB's eccentric interface.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Every other football club wins every single game they play, you see? It's only Arsenal who are ****.

[redgunamo]

Still, here is a photo of a German television dollybird who may or may not know something about it, just to cheer us up. Ignore the chin.

http://i1086.photobucket.com/albums/j452/tvangela/Kim%20Heinzelmann/KimHeinzelmannGermanTvPresenter.jpg

[Berni]

itching to go ever since.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You love the feel of a Turk.