So now everyone seems to be rushing to say that Ted Heath wasn't a buggah, but was 'completely

[Berni]

asexual' - as though that were somehow better.

The ins and outs aside, do we actually believe in asexual people? I mean there are people who can't get laid or get out of the habit or never get the chance or people who suppress their sexuality for whatever reason, but I'm not sure I believe in asexual people.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'd guess they're lying. Everyone likes a sexytime, don't they?

[Berni]

[IUFG]

http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/media/images/80081000/jpg/_80081754_455253349.jpg

[Snin]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

'Uphill gardener' is more polite.

[Snin]

to break the ice

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

convince me you don't care about sexytime? You don't fool me, fag.'

That sort of thing?

[Berni]

Although I've got a soft spot for calling them 'Berties', tbh.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

He's exactly the sort of loony that used to pitch up here and entertain us :cry:

[Berni]

I love the way that her endorsement seems to tip the balance in Germans' favour when weighed against minor matters like 'starting two devastating world wars' and 'The Holocaust'. :hehe:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

about a bit.

[redgunamo]

Our humble and honest friend the earthworm, for instance, swears by his asexuality but, despite this, nobody would ever accuse him of going short, would they.

Actually, thinking about it, the whole thing is perfectly foul and disgusting.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It may have been me.