This is the worst thing about the football season. People talk about football.

[Berni]

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

the season. Great.

[Luis Anaconda]

as dribbling retards

[Berni]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Peter]

Well, not that interesting but, you know....

[Berni]

So seriously, p, what are you hearing in Labour circles? They're not actually going to elect him, are they? And what do you think will happen if they are actually mad enough to do so?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I have to go to Twickenham on Saturday. f**k knows who's playing.

The nearest hotel I could find is at Heathrow. How the f**k am I supposed to get from Twickenham stadium to Heathrow in my condition?

[Berni]

somewhere - they're probably quite nice in Twickenham. Failing that, just get yourself arrested and put up for the night.

There was some bloody Kiwi on Saturday who tried to get the club's telly turned over to their rugger game against Australia rather than watch the denouement of the Ashes. I'm happy to say that some very rude words were used to him and he did not prevail.

[TRENT COLTON]

Let's have an epic relegation battle instead. We're already down there anyway. It would be far more exciting imo.

[Ashberto]

The beer scooter will do that in no time.

[Peter]

I guess that the party will see sense but judging from the field i think the next election may already be a goner.

A true disaster gives DM a great excuse to return

[PSRB]

[Berni]

because they never start the season with any expectation of winning the league. That said, their all-consuming hatred and envy of Arsenal makes them very bitter. Maybe West Ham fans would be a better example?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I might try this Uber thing. Have you tried it?

[Berni]

Also, let's be honest: he's only slightly less weird than his brother.

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

The transfer talk will soon reach a crescendo and then disappear for a few months, the manager talk is silly as he is going nowhere and we will with 100% certainty get top 4.

Nothing to discuss now.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[PSRB]

July.


We lacked a sharpness in final 3rd and West Ham played very well

[Berni]

proper cab. This is the upside of black cabs - you know they're definitely cabs however pissed you are.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I thought you were placing all hired vehicles beyond the pale.

I'm not too fussed whose car I enter, to be honest, so long as the f**ker delivers me to my hotel.

[Berni]

And you know what you're like with the coloureds these days... :-(

[Luis Anaconda]

in the opening rounds of the Premier League games.


Amazing that people still care about this

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

As much of a cliche as that is, but still true. West Ham played very well as you say and perhaps were physically a little ahead of us but that is not to dismiss the poor quality of our play at times and then chuck in a few individual and collective errors.

I expect your other boys expected to swat away the hornets without much hassle, it happens.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

V was told by his other half that he appears to be 'slightly, and rather disturbingly, in love with' me. :cloud9:

It's Stockholm Syndrome, isn't it? :-(

[Berni]

nondescript that quite a lot of people have forgotten it existed? That's certainly been my feeling, anyway.

[Ashberto]

http://oxfordstudent.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/malcolmtuckerTiagoMoura.jpg

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Barkley and Stones both played for Everton, Chamberlain for us, Henderson and Milner for Liverpool, Rooney and Smalling.

I expect the entire England team (where fit) played and numerous other lesser Englanders. You know the **** ones at **** clubs who you would not recognise in the queue at Tesco.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Luis Anaconda]

It will all kick off again then. I think the weakest group in international football has helped keep it all low-key

[Berni]

great affection and loyalty.

It's only those of us who know you well who realise you're actually a right ******* and dyed-in-the-wool misanthrope ;-)

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

By the end of his second term as Prime Minister he'll be in his 80s! Although by then I expect the title will have changed to 'General Secretary of The Central Committee of The People's Soviet', or somesuch.

Anyone, good timez to look forward to.

[Berni]

[Ashberto]

proper cabbies out of work?

You are still technically north of the river though, in a sort-of west of the river kind of way, so you might find a real cab.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You're very kind.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Let's face it, I'm going to end up sleeping rough.

[Ashberto]

We've been **** at home now for about four or five games. The cup final must have been a fluke.

[Berni]

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/tT18WnYoxzY/hqdefault.jpg

[Berni]

After all, your taxes have paid for it. You should make use of it.

[Ashberto]

They might lend you some hay, or straw, or whatever they make their beds out of.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

10 shillings with the option.

I want to come home on Sunday.

[Berni]

way with a clip round the ear.

Alternatively, you could go to A&E somewhere and sleep it off there.

[Luis Anaconda]

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[PSRB]

promoted sides are always a banana skin early in season :-)

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It's work. I have to be sociable.

Who's playing, anyway? Is there anything I could say that would make me appear knowledgable?

[PSRB]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Luis Anaconda]

centre (it's all right he is northern so no one will like him in Twickenham) and muttering dark comments about England having no idea at the breakdown. You'll fit right in

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I take it I'll still recognise Rory Underwood, Jonny Wilkinsdon and Matt Dawson? I expect Billy Beaumont's retired by now.

[Luis Anaconda]

[redgunamo]

[Peter]

Oh well :-)

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

It is a season of huge promise but probably one that we all know will end the same.