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Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-07-2015, 10:26 AM
1. Aeroplane shot down in a botched military operation

A book, Flight MH370: The Mystery, claimed that the aeroplane was accidentally shot down by US-Thai strike fighters in a top-secret training drill in the South China Sea. London-based author Nigel Cawthorne said: "Those involved would have every reason to keep quiet about it."

And now they have planted debris to cover their tracks.

2. The CIA is involved

Former Malaysian prime minister Mahathir Mohamad has accused the CIA and Boeing of hiding evidence. In a blog post, he wrote that, if the aeroplane's GPS system failed, Boeing and the US intelligence agency would know why but were not revealing anything.

"Someone is hiding something," he wrote. "It is not fair that MAS [Malaysia Airlines] and Malaysia should take the blame."

Could Boeing and the CIA be planting fake debris to hide its involvement?

3. The aeroplane was taken to a remote US military base

The US government has been forced to deny claims that the aeroplane was forced to land at its military base Diego Garcia, a small coral atoll about 3500 kilometres west of Malaysia.

Diego Garcia has been at the centre of numerous other conspiracy theories, including claims that it is used by the CIA for "nefarious activities".

As you can see, this is a conspirasstastic list. Which is your favourite?

Mo Britain less Europe
08-07-2015, 10:27 AM

Berni
08-07-2015, 10:28 AM
I'm going for the first one with some of the second one.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-07-2015, 10:30 AM
The US military obviously need to steal a 777.

Obviously.

Pat Vegas
08-07-2015, 10:34 AM
Or the Ukraine crash was faked.

So they could then pretend that plane was MH370 in order to steal the real one for some evil purpose.

Berni
08-07-2015, 10:34 AM
Have they bumped them orff or are they just hanging around Diego Garcia getting a suntan?

Pat Vegas
08-07-2015, 10:39 AM
maybe the grieving family members are actors.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-07-2015, 10:45 AM

Berni
08-07-2015, 10:49 AM
cleverness and metronomic efficiency in these things when all the evidence suggests that they are quite extraordinarily hamfisted and prone to the most boneheaded mistakes.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-07-2015, 10:50 AM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-07-2015, 10:52 AM
The hundreds of military and civial aviation personnel who would have to keep such a plot secret - do you think they made them promise on their mum's grave no to tell?

BUT WHAT IF ONE BLOKE HAD HIS FINGERS CROSSED BEHIND HIS BACK?

Berni
08-07-2015, 11:01 AM
figures secret, so quite how they imagine they're covering up anything that big is beyond me.

Pat Vegas
08-07-2015, 11:07 AM
as a conspiracy theorist tin foil hat wearing mentaloid.

Or some conspiracy nuts will start saying that other conspiracy nuts are plants to damage all credibility.

Luis Anaconda
08-07-2015, 11:13 AM

Berni
08-07-2015, 11:18 AM
bungler'? :sherlock:

We're through the looking glass here, people.