Just checking, has Berni sold us out for an Ashes win again?

[Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking]

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

win those ashes badly. But not that badly, obv. I may mostly lurk but I'm not an out an out deviant.

[Ashberto]

[Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking]

In return, I'll be prepared to cut Rich's balls off with a rusty breadknife if we do sign Benzema. That should even things up, karmically speaking.

[Rich]

[barrybueno]

[Holmes]

I think I'd pay to watch

[Pokster]