If you were a woman advertising yourself as a sensible, reliable pet-sitter, would you use a profile

[Monty91]

picture of yourself with a drawn-on comedy moustache and beard?

https://thsproduction.s3.amazonaws.com/upload/cache/fb/8c/fb8cef6d833885b84b0141445bc4d676.jpg

[Monty91]

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[Berni]

Are there any attractive pet sitters?

[Monty91]

all the way through to retired couples who basically spend their lives living in other people's homes around the world.

All rather odd but endearing. The sharing economy at its finest, imo.

[Pat Vegas]

what a f**king c**t of a person this is and avoid at all costs.

[Supermac1976]

[Monty91]

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[Berni]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Cat piss, sometimes, granted. But not wet dog.

[Ashberto]

[Ashberto]

new boyfriends before finishing with any of the previous ones. Cue one terrifying weekend in Liverpool with her squaddie ex/current trying to batter the door down. :-(

Another time she invited me up there but when I got there she wasn't in. I spent the frozen night in the car and drove home the next morning.

A few weeks later I returned home from work to my flat in Brum and she was sitting there, having broken in. She wanted to make a 'surprise' visit to make up for the last time.

[Berni]

[Berni]

lines there's ever been on an AWIMB post, a. :hehe: