Sir C. I found this, which says there may be a non-surgical treatment.

[Berni]

Although it is in The Daily Express, so it might be a big, fat lie. :-

http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/health/451325/New-hope-f or-Dupuytren-s-contracture-Jab-that-cured-my-claw-hand (http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/health/451325/New-hope-for-Dupuytren-s-contracture-Jab-that-cured-my-claw-hand)

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I imagine it will be like this.

http://www.notrecinema.com/images/filmsi/carry-on-doctor_225297_21415.jpg

[Berni]

What was it with Lucozade? Did it have magical healing properties? Could never stand the stuff myself.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Lying *******s.

You must visit and smuggle in a half bottle of scotch, which must be hidden from Matron...

[Snin]

it must make them feel all those years of training could have been quickly side stepped by just using google and daily newspapers! :hehe:

[Snin]

http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/greatest/pics/misery5.gif

[Berni]

I only got the treatment I did when I had testicular cancer because I had diagnosed myself and told them what it was. If it had been left to them, I'd have been sent home with a painkiller and an anti-inflammatory until such time as I was riddled with cancer and it was too late.

Don't f**king talk to me about what doctors like or don't like.

[Snin]

and a doctor it sums up the retards who they have on board

[Berni]

[Rich]

[Red N White Army]

My docs are ace though. Never any rush, always get an appointment easily, refer you at the drop of a hat. wd Dr M and Dr Swarti imo