One Wilf Copping
08-06-2015, 08:50 AM
http://www.irishpost.co.uk/news/pierce-brosnan-attempts-to-b ring-10-inch-hunting-knife-through-us-airport-security? (http://www.irishpost.co.uk/news/pierce-brosnan-attempts-to-bring-10-inch-hunting-knife-through-us-airport-security?)
Apparently they missed his invisible car, laser pen and smart bomb watch…
And to think I got stopped for trying to 'smuggle' a 'dangerous' jar of Marmite… "Sorry, Sir, it's a liquid. We said 'Stop' it's a liquid."
"A liquid???? Try drinking it then, go on."
"No, it might be poisoned. But it's still a liquid."
"Oh, well, a liquid in solid form apparently."
"We said it's a liquid, do you want us to call airport police."
"Ah, ok."
"Have a nice flight, Sir…"
Any betting they were coming up to the end of their shift and fancied marmite on toast? :rubchin:
Apparently they missed his invisible car, laser pen and smart bomb watch…
And to think I got stopped for trying to 'smuggle' a 'dangerous' jar of Marmite… "Sorry, Sir, it's a liquid. We said 'Stop' it's a liquid."
"A liquid???? Try drinking it then, go on."
"No, it might be poisoned. But it's still a liquid."
"Oh, well, a liquid in solid form apparently."
"We said it's a liquid, do you want us to call airport police."
"Ah, ok."
"Have a nice flight, Sir…"
Any betting they were coming up to the end of their shift and fancied marmite on toast? :rubchin: