It appears any time I stop smoking I get a cold a few weeks later. What's the reason for this Rich?

[Pat Vegas]

or is it all a myth.

A cold in bloody August. :banghead:

[Rich]

Basically you're looking at 3-4 months to feel 'normal'.

But then it's worth it.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I've got a Dupuytren's contracture :-(

I assume there is an operation that will confine me to hospital just for two or three days, being tended by nurses in naughty nursey outfits?

[Berni]

Sorry to hear that your hand is basically turning into a claw, old chap. :-( Is it your ****ing hand?

[Pat Vegas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It is basically a useless stump now. I am worthy of a least a disablist's parking badge, if not early retirement.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Berni]

Let's be honest, the left hand is basically a useless object anyway, isn't it?

Although I just realise I used it to type many of those words. :rubchin:

You want to get one of these, mate. They're cool. I know the chap in Leeds who designed them, so could probbers get you a deal.

http://bebionic.com/

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Berni]