View Full Version : What is it that women see in babies? Earlier on, a picture was sent round of a baby that some
Berni
08-04-2015, 10:27 AM
colleague had recently plopped out. It was an unremarkable enough thing - not as hideous as some, but still red-faced, unformed and basically not properly human like all of them. But no sooner had this hit desktops than virtually every woman in the place started cooing and simpering about what a good-looking lad he was and how he was beautiful. No such reaction emerged from any man.
So my question is this: are they just being nice and saying what they think they're supposed to or do they actually see something in this bland, amorphous scrap of humanity that I can't?
Or am I just dead inside? :shrug:
Pokster
08-04-2015, 10:29 AM
because the air conditioning is controlled by middle aged men!
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-04-2015, 10:31 AM
to wish to have, and care for, such things; meanwhile yer man, having provided his essential fluids to enable the spawning, is free to f**k off out and fight woolly mammoths again.
We're all cavemen, b.
On the other hand, yes, we have positively established that you are, indeed, dead inside. :-(
Berni
08-04-2015, 10:38 AM
pointless and no fun whatsoever.
Monty91
08-04-2015, 10:57 AM
Berni
08-04-2015, 11:01 AM
We're not really much good at it and our efforts - however well-meaning, are invariably ham-fisted.
Monty91
08-04-2015, 11:01 AM
she has her moments when she's an utter pain but by and large she's good fun and pretty much always has been
redgunamo
08-04-2015, 11:04 AM
in them, so they fork over dough for .. well, everything.
After all, there's far more to life than going to work all the time. The dollies understand this.
redgunamo
08-04-2015, 11:05 AM
Monty91
08-04-2015, 11:05 AM
That got me some brownie points. And by brownie points, I obviously mean anal sex.
Berni
08-04-2015, 11:06 AM
Monty91
08-04-2015, 11:07 AM
Mine is pushing 16 months and is becoming increasingly fun, but we're still at a point where everything he wants to do is fundamentally at odds with what I would rather be doing at any given time.
redgunamo
08-04-2015, 11:10 AM
figuring things out and then doing something very dumb
The trantrums at 2 and 3 are less fun, defenstration has crossed my mind on a few occasions
Mc Gooner
08-04-2015, 11:13 AM
Just as well you have no brains, errrrr, I mean foreskin for the detritus to get trapped under. wd Minty
redgunamo
08-04-2015, 11:13 AM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-04-2015, 11:20 AM
redgunamo
08-04-2015, 11:35 AM
got FIFA 14 with the Xbox one, think I've played it once
Mc Gooner
08-04-2015, 12:31 PM
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