Apart from the football what else is happening Awimb?

[Pat Vegas]

[Berni]

put in their foreskins. The most impressive claim was a chocolate digestive.

[Rich]

sounded my horn at him and shook my head.

He then pulled up onto the kerb to allow me past and then began to follow me. Pulling along side me on one occasion and swerving towards my car once alongside. He eventually went behind me again until we reached some red traffic lights.

At this point he got out of his car and banged on my window, telling me to get out of the car. I asked him why but he couldn't explain. I then asked him to remember back to when he cut me up, and then ask himself why he was so angry. By now the lights had turned green so I drove off, leaving him stood outside my car (with many cars waiting behind his).

There was then a short stretch of dual carriageway where he pulled alongside me and gestured for me to pull over before he eventually sped off.

[Pat Vegas]

'guess what's in my pouch'

he'd stick coins and stuff in there.

[Berni]

Have to say OI wasn't expecting a chocolate digestive, though.

[Jake]

We never actually met but I'm circa 90% sure it was her. A lot of looks were exchanged and then I began to wonder whether I would do the dirty with her given the opportunity.

This occupied my thoughts until she got off.

[Pat Vegas]

one pulled out and I pulled in. Whilst I am doing this the bloke behind me is blowing the horn.

Then has he drives past he shouts at me 'You parking a lorry mate' then drives off.

:shrug: It literally took 5 seconds. It's not like I was trying to back into the space 5 or 6 times.

[Rich]

cannot do anything to change that situation and their frustration manifests itself in ways such as these two examples.

I wonder what he'd have done if I'd got out of the car for him. Would he have battered me in my suit at the side of the road?

[Pat Vegas]

right hardnut.

[Berni]

[Pokster]

was this about 20 yrs ago?? If so the bloke was called Garry Lawrence.. he often boasted about getting 20 2p's in there

[Pokster]

French striking cnuts causing massive delays on the ferry, and then a day out at Car Fest yesterday (that was v good)

[Jake]

[Supermac1976]

In all of it, everyone seems to have forgotten that she was a total & utter c**t to work with/for.

Oh & she was ****e too anyway.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

She was what the word 'caterwauling' was invented to describe.

[Red N White Army]

[Red N White Army]

[Berni]

This man's fame has clearly stretched far and wide. As, of course, has his foreskin.

[Mc Gooner]

[Pat Vegas]

[Jake]

[Berni]

A flatmate's girlfriend at University used to insist on watching Blind Date, which was the inevitable cue for the rest of us to leave the flat and go on the piss.

Come to think of it, it might well have been a ruse to drive us all out so that they could have the place to themselves :rubchin:

[Mc Gooner]

[Berni]

[Berni]

what to say. My initial thought was to say "Well, on the scale of global tragedy, 'millionaire septugenarian dies of natural causes' isn't really up there, so no, it's not." I didn't, though. I just went 'Hmmmmmmm'. She seemed happy with that.

[Pat Vegas]

love sponge.

[Red N White Army]

[Pokster]