Predictions thread here, in case Homer has forgotten and he can then transfer it

[Mo Britain less Europe]

Arsenal 2 Chelsea 1

[Berni]

[Snin]

to us..a rip roaring classic, 3 reds, managers fighting and pitch invasion with chech getting punched

[Snin]

[Curly]

be drawn,
When the child of Germany observes nothing."

[Snin]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

[Luis Anaconda]

:-)

[redgunamo]

[Snin]

won the ashes a few years back ? makes the valleys proud it does

[Luis Anaconda]

Might have a Welshman in the next test Of course there are quite a New South Welshman playing - turncoat *******s

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Jake]

[Curly]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Curly]

They tend to last 800 years or so :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Jake]

Admirable imo.

[Luis Anaconda]

that does "donner box" - a quite sensible portion of donner meat and chips (salad optional). Chili sauce is f**king addictive. Might have to avoid that tonight :hide:

[Ashberto]

I presume you saw the alleged contemporary pictures of him in and around Belfast near where the filluming is happening.

All a bit Benzema-on-an-aircraft-ish I thought.

In other news: JB to present Top Gear http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

[Ashberto]

[redgunamo]

Bring back Atherton.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I have just found a turkish barber who did my hair for 8 of my euro.

:cloud9:

He did the mirror thing and showed me the top of my head.

:-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I have pittas, tahini, salad and chilli sauce, as well as pickled chillis.

Later I will skewer the cubes of lamb and barbecue them, like a big fat sweaty hairy Turkish man in Green Lanes.

I shall eat kebabs for my dinner. And they will be healthy :cloud9:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I might dye my scalp black. Make it less noticeable.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Naturally if I lived in the UK I would be invited to this soiree.

Kebabs are f**king ace.

:kebab:

[Ashberto]

I'm sure you'll carry off a most stylish cue-ball.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

My apologies.

I suspect I will just have to remove it all. Can't be going round dying my hair like a big f**king gayer.

Oh, apologies again.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

:-(

[Ashberto]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

And you can tell yourself if it is healthier in a further form of self congratulation.

It is the copious amounts of red wine you drink that ultimately will kill you.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Ashberto]

Also, are you saying that Lemmy is gay?

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I think the fags might win.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Luis Anaconda]

filled up on the way home nevertheless

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I doubt that chap from The Damned for instance was born with a white streak down his barnet,.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I am NOT a devotee of the cock.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Ashberto]

Jorge and Fash have succumbed to these new-fangled methods, I gather.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

They're basically lesbians.

[Supermac1976]

[Pat Vegas]

or complete *******s.

The chap told me I had these white hairs that grow the other way and it will make me bald. So I must squeeze a lemon on my head for a week and it will go.

So I did it once. then went back for my next hair cut and he said they have all gone.

I never heard of this.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Curly]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I went to a GP once here as I had a lump in my throat / mouth area. He told me to squeeze a lemon on it and it would be cool, so I did.

About a fortnight later I showed same lump to my brother who was a consultant. A few days later I had a MRI scan and two weeks later operated on to remove it.

Conclusion: Lemons don’t always work

p.s. I changed Doctors.

[Ashberto]

Almost every night I dream of rolling a joint which I never get to smoke. Usually it blows away in the wind, or the pigs show up or it turns into a crocodile or something.

[Curly]

[redgunamo]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

I can tell you that - whilst utterly inauthentic - sriracha makes an excellent chilli sauce accompaniment to a homemade kebab.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Sriracha is indeed my choice of chilli sauce.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

filming a funeral scene or back from the dead.

As for JB, i think he could work well on TV as he's quite funny in the right company, but Chris Evans is a c**t and i wouldn't wish working with him on my worst enemy.

[Berni]

[Ashberto]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

The glw wouldn't let me :-(

[Berni]

Inhibitions which, it seems, are already prone to dropping faster than a Portsmouth whore's knickers when the fleet's in.

All in all, wd glw.

[Ashberto]

Apart from the urge to talk *******s, of course.

[Berni]

They are two drugs that really don't mix well in my experience.

[Ashberto]

[Jake]