Anyone want any chickens?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I hear of 30 point of lay ISA Browns which are destined for the dog meat factory on Saturday because the farmer needs to put up a new shed.

I'm taking some - who else wants to rescue some lovely girls and enjoy fresh eggies for their breakfast?

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It would take about 10 minutes to convert your ****ing shed to a coop.

You'd have saved precious lives, b.

[7evens]

You have a problem don't you... Admit it man.
You're undertaking councilling for acts of belligerency.

Sir Charlie Bronson - Street Brawler... Yes. That is your name.

[Pat Vegas]

such as Foxes, Hawks and gypsies.

[Berni]

Besides, the garden would be covered in ****. My wife is away and would probably kill me if she came back to find ten scabby birds in her garden.

I'm afraid you're going to have to take your Schindler's List schtick elsewhere.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Scabby birds indeed.

The next time you're sitting at the table clutching your knife and fork, looking up at me all expectantly in anticipation of the curative eggs and b, prepare to be diasppointed.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

[Berni]

[Pat Vegas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I apologise to no man for thrashing one of the lower orders for poor behaviour.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

They're going to throw them into a mincer, b :-(

[Pat Vegas]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

I could try working on the g-unit to see if we could house a couple.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]