Oh God, I've got to go to Twickenham for England against France

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

The last time I was at Twickenham I became thoroughly intoxicated, walked out of the stadium into a thunderstorm, became lost, wept in the lobby of an Asda, spent two hours trying to get on a train, had to change trains 4 times to get home, then fought a man in the street. :-(

Does anyone live in the Twickenham area who might lend me a bed and a sick bucket?

[Luis Anaconda]

:trophy: don't think I fought anyone

[redgunamo]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm scared, la.

[Luis Anaconda]

Do you need to someone to look after you? I am happy to go to the game

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Your particular brand of care may be my only hope.

[Rich]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Do you want some as well?

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[Snin]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[Berni]

Also, I don't think they'd met at that point.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[Trixie Popsicle]

I can take you to the British Legion. For a swift half. :hehe:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]