I do so hope some animal rights loony gets to the lion-torturing dentist

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

and removes his face with a blunt knife and some very powerful acid. I'd pay ever such a lot of money to watch that.

c**t.

[Trixie Popsicle]

What sort of wazzock does that sort of thing?

[Berni]

with a bow and arrow for no good reason in a very cowardly fashion and then let it die in pain for four hours. He seems to think the problem is that the thing wasn't done properly.

Mind you...dentists, innit. All weird if you ask me.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

In a way, it's a good thing, as many game reserves are financed by selling limited hunting licences; without this income, many would undoubtedly close :-(

But really, what sort of sicko looks at the magnificence of a large mamal and thinks, 'Ooh, what that needs is to be killed.'

[Trixie Popsicle]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

40 hours.

I don't feel sorry for the lion, actually. Nature red in tooth and claw, and all that, and there's little redder than a lion. But this filthy dental weirdo is supposed to know better.

[Berni]

could do with culling, but I know what you mean.

[barrybueno]

PS. lets hope cancer does for him :cloud9:

[Berni]

surely behoves you to make sure you do it as quickly and painlessly as possible? Using a bow and arrow is essentially a way of saying "I'm bored with just killing these animals. I want to do it in a new and less efficient way because that's the only way I can still get a buzz out of it - that is how much of a psychopath I really am."

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Utterly, utterly sick, twisted and evil.

It lloks as though there's a chance he might be prosecuted, though. And his dental practice appears f**ked. Now if only Monty would do his job, things would look a little better.

[Berni]

It's just boredom and cruelty. Tearing the wings off flies writ large.

[Trixie Popsicle]

It's an 'interesting' place.

[the splendor of antigone]

They should be on a watchlist of sorts.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

You know where I am going with this.

Dirty dirty f**kers.

I inadvertently caught about 30 seconds of a vet programme the other night and he was “I am now entering by the rectum”. Up to his f**king elbow he was.


Dirty dirty f**kers.

[Berni]

living.

[Monty91]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Occasionally it's for the bird's benefit.

[Monty91]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I guarantee that your nose is dirtier than his arse.

[Berni]

[Monty91]

he finds alternative ways to feel close to me,

Sometimes it makes me sneeze and I hear him do a sex noise http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

[Berni]

your lady are the only other creatures he knows.

[Monty91]

It will be your responsibility to explain to the rest of the board why this is.

Incase of any doubt, it's because you're an arsehole.

[Berni]

to the the extent of ascribing human emotions and motivations to them.

For f**k's sake, I'm not sure I believe love between humans is a real thing, so the idea that a cat is capable of indulging in such a metaphysical construct is patently absurd.

[Monty91]

manifest feelings my cat has towards me, namely, trust?

It is hardly an airy fairy idea only shared my single middle aged women that one can develop a meaningful connection with an animal.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Indeed, they have souls, as St Peter tells us.

It would seem, dear chap, that in apparently lacking both a heart and a soul, you are considerably less evolved than simple beasts. :-(

[Berni]

As it is, the cat is just a neutral recipient of your narcissistic desire to be loved.

The fact that it trusts you not to hurt it and expects to be fed is not 'love' by any definition.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

After we die they fly off to heaven.

Really, your lack of education in these matters is shocking. I mean, I don't have a wooden leg, but I know what one is.

[Berni]

[the splendor of antigone]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.