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Jake
07-28-2015, 02:23 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WI-xQ7IksUc

So far I have:

Ben-zimma
He's got all my dinner
Ben-zimma

I am very hungover.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-28-2015, 02:27 PM
Is it entirely ethical to record the ramblings of mental defectives?

Pat Vegas
07-28-2015, 02:29 PM
or a noise.

Berni
07-28-2015, 02:34 PM
to the tune of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Lmq6RDn5O8

Karim
Get on top
Karim
U will cop
Karim
Don't u stop
Karim
Sh-boogie bop

7evens
07-28-2015, 02:36 PM

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
07-28-2015, 02:38 PM
Benzema
Benzema
He is possibly a nonce as he was up in court for banging an underage tart but the case was suspiciously brushed under the carpet as both he and Ribery were high profile footballers and the World Cup finals were approaching
But in any case it doesn’t matter as we completely overlook such things when the player is ours
Oh Benzema we love you


Needs a bit of work around the middle.

Ashberto
07-28-2015, 02:40 PM

Pat Vegas
07-28-2015, 02:40 PM
super jack etc

Ashberto
07-28-2015, 02:42 PM
Apart from Palace who have a well-organised choir.

Berni
07-28-2015, 02:42 PM
Has anyone ever had a Prince song as the basis for a football song, btw? I can't think of one.

Mc Gooner
07-28-2015, 02:43 PM
Sweet Benzema
Coming 4 - 2 Karim me home

:hehe:

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-28-2015, 02:43 PM
He appears to be in a padded cell, as well.

Pat Vegas
07-28-2015, 02:44 PM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-28-2015, 02:46 PM
Never meant to cause you any trouble...

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
07-28-2015, 02:48 PM
Though I am sure a terrace wit could readily come up with something along the lines of Raspberry Beret swapping the song title for players name.

Laurent Koscielny
The kind you find in a secondhand store

Berni
07-28-2015, 02:49 PM

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
07-28-2015, 02:49 PM
The Pingu of post-modern rock.

Ashberto
07-28-2015, 02:50 PM
Yeah, sort-of. :nod:

Ashberto
07-28-2015, 02:51 PM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-28-2015, 02:52 PM
A word to the wise, sw. There is nothing as sad as a middle-aged man trying to 'keep up' with what's 'hep' in the 'hit parade'.

Let it go. This 'music' isn't being written for you, it's being written for kids. Let them have it. You've had your turn.

And stop hanging around the school disco.

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
07-28-2015, 02:56 PM
To almost quote a very famous man I doubt they would be seen as accessible in the slightest.

The cool kids (i.e. me) are currently listening to Public Service Broadcasting.