So, this Benzene fellow is a done deal then. Isn't he a bit, you know, fat?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Rich]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[PSRB]

"let the past be in the past" or some such guff and now everyone seems to assume that it means he's signing for us

[Pat Vegas]

but apart from Sir C's afternoon I don't know what Benzema is up to.

[Berni]

this. Particularly one who looks like a sex criminal. :cry:

[Pat Vegas]

I hope for a similar Karim f**king Benzema soon from yourself.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Let's hope we make an explosive start to the season!

[Pat Vegas]

[Berni]

[Hendon Gooner (Only Easy Day Was Yesterday))]

At least the Mosque is just up the road for them to visit...

[Berni]

[Pat Vegas]

[Rich]

[Berni]

We used to have more, I think. Nasri, Chamakh, Diaby and Kolo were all Mecca botherers, while Eboue seemed to change his mind every few minutes.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm not even going to touch on Luton.

He'll be through immigration, bags in the car, inside 10 minutes of the wheels touching the runway.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Iwo Wiwo, Chubby Akbar, lads like that? They're all mad keen jihadists these days, aren't they?

We could do a pre-season tour to Syria and come back with only half a squad :-(

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

If indeed this ITK revelation from Sir C is true.

[Berni]

is not the case, tbh. :-(

I wasn't talking about the airport, to be honest. I was talking more about the environs and the endless journey through the West London wastelands under leaden July skies. :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

they're going straight to Colney for the signing.

I'll ask my man to see if he arranged the limo as well.

[Ashberto]

http://www.tubewalker.com/images/central/west_ruislip_to_perivale/570/west_ruislip_to_perivale074.jpg

[Fred Killah]

http://www.allarsenal.com/2015/07/arsenalrumours/benzema-dro ps-yet-another-arsenal-hint-after-following-wengerland-on-in stagram/? (http://www.allarsenal.com/2015/07/arsenalrumours/benzema-drops-yet-another-arsenal-hint-after-following-wengerland-on-instagram/?)

Welcome Karim (muslim) :cloud9:

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i/?img=/photo/2015/0727/soc_g_benzema_d1_1296x729.jpg&w=738&site=espnfc

Can we sell him yet?

[Berni]

Maybe he could pop into St Albans for a late lunch? Maybe a look around Verulamium?

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

"Real Madrid striker Karim Benzema is travelling somewhere. The Frenchman posted a cryptic message on his Instagram account as the rest of his teammates flew out to China."

[Berni]

btw, please tell me you didn't take that photograph.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Apart from the depression inherent in the 1950's park vibe, the flowerbed is sponsored.

[Ashberto]

A bit more spread out than the wonderful Golden Mile on the A4, granted, but it's there.

[Pat Vegas]

done deal.

[Berni]

The Dennis Taylor specs plus the biker waistcoat is a priceless combination :hehe:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Ashberto]

West Ham too, has little to recommend it.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm warming to him. Bring him on.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

There's the Polish war memorial for a moment of quiet reflection, as well.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Berni]

[Ashberto]

Even if they overall lack little bit the interest.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

dancing to his own rhythm, and so forth.

I admire a chap with a strong sense of his individuality.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Whatever happened his trial for underage sex do we know?

[Fred Killah]

os are shrood :rubchin:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

The Northolt bit was my assumpton.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Perhaps a champagne cocktail to clear the palate. A room service dinner may be in order, lest I be papped entering Chiltern Firehouse.

There is plenty of time for signing contracts tomorrow.

[Berni]

as was Franck 'Form an orderly queue, ladies' Ribery.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-25964763

[Berni]

[Fred Killah]

squeeze (pic included directly below) while analysing the finer print of his new contract to worry about me, for the next few days/weeks at least sc.

Once I've seen him score a few hat-tricks by September, I'll have witnessed all I've ever wanted to and can scratch the last point off my bucket list before plummeting to my death imo.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/07/22/20/2AC29BB300000578-3171215-image-a-37_1437594964195.jpg

[Pat Vegas]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Yes, not guilty.

Signs for another, definite pervert.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You never know, he might be the enlightened sort.

I can't imagine Mesut, for example, chopping the nads off shoplifters or making his wife dress in a Growbag.

[Ashberto]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Arsene simply can't be French.

[Berni]

Also, white trousers. Risky shout by the lad there. Difficult to avoid the odd piss patch imo.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Thoroughly enjoyed every moment of it.

[7evens]

He's meant to be playing against Milan in China, I thought :rubchin:

[Ashberto]

So yes, even Tottenham has its value.

[Berni]

I imagine he savours a glass of Chateau Lafleur as he avidly watches an Albanian First Division match.

And then he pops the cork back in the bottle :-(

[Luis Anaconda]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

He is becoming increasingly Monty Burns-like as he ages.

[Fred Killah]

She's been the pit stop for many a footballer, most recently the Belgiumer Axel Witsel.

Apparently our friend Karim took a picture of him cuddling with her and mimed along to a song called 'I f**ked your wife' which he sent on to Mr. Witsel :-

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I quite like them.

[Monty91]

That's for being mean about my cat :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

This suggests that ol' Karim has a less than Talebantastic attitude to adultery, so he might be alright after all.

[Fred Killah]

[Pat Vegas]

too confusing.

[7evens]

Not bloody Stoke :-(

OK.. I've labored this one too far now...

[Monty91]

be sexually transgressive towards women.

[Berni]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It kind of goes without saying that he isn't a gentleman.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

him boasting about doing the nasty with a young lady.

Mind you, I'm not sure he's really interested in doing the nasty with a young lady, but still.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Aww, I wish he were. I'd like him much more if he liked it in both pipes.

[Berni]

like Nick Cohen or Jonathan Freedland who opposes Corbyn's leadership gets shouted down in the Comments as a 'zionist'?

Odd, eh? It's almost like 'zionist' is just a euphemism for 'dirty Jew' as far as the left is concerned.

[Monty91]

http://images.dailystar.co.uk/dynamic/1/photos/338000/24338.jpg

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

wrote rather a good little piece about the rise of anti-semitism recently and got a thorough kicking btl for his pains :hehe:

No sirree, they don't like a jew.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

genderwise.

[Berni]

He certainly doesn't give off pussy hound vibes, but that's not the same as him being a shirtlifter.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Like, when a man touches my winkle.

[TRENT COLTON]