View Full Version : So, this Benzene fellow is a done deal then. Isn't he a bit, you know, fat?
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-28-2015, 01:39 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-28-2015, 01:42 PM
"let the past be in the past" or some such guff and now everyone seems to assume that it means he's signing for us
Pat Vegas
07-28-2015, 01:44 PM
but apart from Sir C's afternoon I don't know what Benzema is up to.
Berni
07-28-2015, 01:45 PM
this. Particularly one who looks like a sex criminal. :cry:
Pat Vegas
07-28-2015, 01:46 PM
I hope for a similar Karim f**king Benzema soon from yourself.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-28-2015, 01:46 PM
Let's hope we make an explosive start to the season!
Pat Vegas
07-28-2015, 01:48 PM
Berni
07-28-2015, 01:48 PM
Hendon Gooner (Only Easy Day Was Yesterday))
07-28-2015, 01:49 PM
At least the Mosque is just up the road for them to visit...
Berni
07-28-2015, 01:49 PM
Pat Vegas
07-28-2015, 01:51 PM
Berni
07-28-2015, 01:53 PM
We used to have more, I think. Nasri, Chamakh, Diaby and Kolo were all Mecca botherers, while Eboue seemed to change his mind every few minutes.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-28-2015, 01:53 PM
I'm not even going to touch on Luton.
He'll be through immigration, bags in the car, inside 10 minutes of the wheels touching the runway.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-28-2015, 01:55 PM
Iwo Wiwo, Chubby Akbar, lads like that? They're all mad keen jihadists these days, aren't they?
We could do a pre-season tour to Syria and come back with only half a squad :-(
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
07-28-2015, 01:58 PM
If indeed this ITK revelation from Sir C is true.
Berni
07-28-2015, 01:58 PM
is not the case, tbh. :-(
I wasn't talking about the airport, to be honest. I was talking more about the environs and the endless journey through the West London wastelands under leaden July skies. :-(
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-28-2015, 02:01 PM
they're going straight to Colney for the signing.
I'll ask my man to see if he arranged the limo as well.
Ashberto
07-28-2015, 02:02 PM
http://www.tubewalker.com/images/central/west_ruislip_to_perivale/570/west_ruislip_to_perivale074.jpg
Fred Killah
07-28-2015, 02:02 PM
http://www.allarsenal.com/2015/07/arsenalrumours/benzema-dro ps-yet-another-arsenal-hint-after-following-wengerland-on-in stagram/? (http://www.allarsenal.com/2015/07/arsenalrumours/benzema-drops-yet-another-arsenal-hint-after-following-wengerland-on-instagram/?)
Welcome Karim (muslim) :cloud9:
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
07-28-2015, 02:03 PM
http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i/?img=/photo/2015/0727/soc_g_benzema_d1_1296x729.jpg&w=738&site=espnfc
Can we sell him yet?
Berni
07-28-2015, 02:03 PM
Maybe he could pop into St Albans for a late lunch? Maybe a look around Verulamium?
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
07-28-2015, 02:05 PM
"Real Madrid striker Karim Benzema is travelling somewhere. The Frenchman posted a cryptic message on his Instagram account as the rest of his teammates flew out to China."
Berni
07-28-2015, 02:05 PM
btw, please tell me you didn't take that photograph.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-28-2015, 02:06 PM
Apart from the depression inherent in the 1950's park vibe, the flowerbed is sponsored.
Ashberto
07-28-2015, 02:06 PM
A bit more spread out than the wonderful Golden Mile on the A4, granted, but it's there.
Pat Vegas
07-28-2015, 02:07 PM
done deal.
Berni
07-28-2015, 02:07 PM
The Dennis Taylor specs plus the biker waistcoat is a priceless combination :hehe:
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-28-2015, 02:08 PM
Ashberto
07-28-2015, 02:09 PM
West Ham too, has little to recommend it.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-28-2015, 02:09 PM
I'm warming to him. Bring him on.
Berni
07-28-2015, 02:10 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-28-2015, 02:11 PM
There's the Polish war memorial for a moment of quiet reflection, as well.
Luis Anaconda
07-28-2015, 02:11 PM
Berni
07-28-2015, 02:11 PM
Ashberto
07-28-2015, 02:12 PM
Even if they overall lack little bit the interest.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-28-2015, 02:12 PM
dancing to his own rhythm, and so forth.
I admire a chap with a strong sense of his individuality.
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
07-28-2015, 02:13 PM
Whatever happened his trial for underage sex do we know?
Fred Killah
07-28-2015, 02:13 PM
os are shrood :rubchin:
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-28-2015, 02:13 PM
The Northolt bit was my assumpton.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-28-2015, 02:17 PM
Perhaps a champagne cocktail to clear the palate. A room service dinner may be in order, lest I be papped entering Chiltern Firehouse.
There is plenty of time for signing contracts tomorrow.
Berni
07-28-2015, 02:17 PM
as was Franck 'Form an orderly queue, ladies' Ribery.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-25964763
Berni
07-28-2015, 02:20 PM
Fred Killah
07-28-2015, 02:21 PM
squeeze (pic included directly below) while analysing the finer print of his new contract to worry about me, for the next few days/weeks at least sc.
Once I've seen him score a few hat-tricks by September, I'll have witnessed all I've ever wanted to and can scratch the last point off my bucket list before plummeting to my death imo.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/07/22/20/2AC29BB300000578-3171215-image-a-37_1437594964195.jpg
Pat Vegas
07-28-2015, 02:21 PM
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
07-28-2015, 02:22 PM
Yes, not guilty.
Signs for another, definite pervert.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-28-2015, 02:23 PM
You never know, he might be the enlightened sort.
I can't imagine Mesut, for example, chopping the nads off shoplifters or making his wife dress in a Growbag.
Ashberto
07-28-2015, 02:23 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-28-2015, 02:25 PM
Arsene simply can't be French.
Berni
07-28-2015, 02:25 PM
Also, white trousers. Risky shout by the lad there. Difficult to avoid the odd piss patch imo.
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
07-28-2015, 02:25 PM
Thoroughly enjoyed every moment of it.
7evens
07-28-2015, 02:28 PM
He's meant to be playing against Milan in China, I thought :rubchin:
Ashberto
07-28-2015, 02:28 PM
So yes, even Tottenham has its value.
Berni
07-28-2015, 02:29 PM
I imagine he savours a glass of Chateau Lafleur as he avidly watches an Albanian First Division match.
And then he pops the cork back in the bottle :-(
Luis Anaconda
07-28-2015, 02:29 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-28-2015, 02:30 PM
He is becoming increasingly Monty Burns-like as he ages.
Fred Killah
07-28-2015, 02:30 PM
She's been the pit stop for many a footballer, most recently the Belgiumer Axel Witsel.
Apparently our friend Karim took a picture of him cuddling with her and mimed along to a song called 'I f**ked your wife' which he sent on to Mr. Witsel :-
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
07-28-2015, 02:30 PM
I quite like them.
Monty91
07-28-2015, 02:31 PM
That's for being mean about my cat :-(
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-28-2015, 02:33 PM
This suggests that ol' Karim has a less than Talebantastic attitude to adultery, so he might be alright after all.
Fred Killah
07-28-2015, 02:33 PM
Pat Vegas
07-28-2015, 02:33 PM
too confusing.
7evens
07-28-2015, 02:33 PM
Not bloody Stoke :-(
OK.. I've labored this one too far now...
Monty91
07-28-2015, 02:34 PM
be sexually transgressive towards women.
Berni
07-28-2015, 02:35 PM
Berni
07-28-2015, 02:37 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-28-2015, 02:37 PM
It kind of goes without saying that he isn't a gentleman.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-28-2015, 02:39 PM
Berni
07-28-2015, 02:40 PM
him boasting about doing the nasty with a young lady.
Mind you, I'm not sure he's really interested in doing the nasty with a young lady, but still.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-28-2015, 02:45 PM
Aww, I wish he were. I'd like him much more if he liked it in both pipes.
Berni
07-28-2015, 02:46 PM
like Nick Cohen or Jonathan Freedland who opposes Corbyn's leadership gets shouted down in the Comments as a 'zionist'?
Odd, eh? It's almost like 'zionist' is just a euphemism for 'dirty Jew' as far as the left is concerned.
Monty91
07-28-2015, 02:48 PM
http://images.dailystar.co.uk/dynamic/1/photos/338000/24338.jpg
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-28-2015, 02:49 PM
wrote rather a good little piece about the rise of anti-semitism recently and got a thorough kicking btl for his pains :hehe:
No sirree, they don't like a jew.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-28-2015, 02:50 PM
genderwise.
Berni
07-28-2015, 02:52 PM
He certainly doesn't give off pussy hound vibes, but that's not the same as him being a shirtlifter.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-28-2015, 02:53 PM
Like, when a man touches my winkle.
TRENT COLTON
07-28-2015, 02:54 PM
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