Ahh, Smudger’s a card. Asked me how much his interview fee is. Cue awkward silence. Then the cheeky

[Monty91]

imp bursts out laughing.

Epic bantz from the monotone Midlander there, Geoff.

[Mc Gooner]

[Monty91]

Arsenal player today' sensation.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Drury Lane. No queues.

[Monty91]

Fenchurch Seafood and Grill up the top of the Walkie Talkie building for me on Thursday. Probably a bit mainstream for a dedicated follower of food fads like you, but I have heard very good things.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I have to go to some hideous hellhole called Boisdale at Canary Wharf on Saturday. It sounds ghastly.

[Monty91]

I quite liked it.

Expect live bagpipes :-(

[Mo Britain less Europe]