This Yvette Cooper lady. Is she a little, well, special, if you get my drift?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I know political parties have quotas for ladies, ethnics and transes, but those with a chromosome too many?

Remarkable.

[Classic Jorge]

What's she done now?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

'Aw, isn't it nice the way they always look so smiley and happy. I wonder if she'd like a cuddle.'

I'm not convinced that's the ideal instinctive reaction for a politician to provoke.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

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[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

She's a very nice lady too, she attended some parliamentary events we put on and even spoke at one once, completely off script after a very loose briefing.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm saddened to hear about her loose briefing, though. I suppose it's true what they say about Ed, then.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Classic Jorge]