c**ting f**king people

[2 Strikers?]

the worst part of my job is dealing with c**ting f**king people

[Snin]

[Rich]

the kitchen, I have to exit and turn right to get to my office. So I fling the door open, glance to my right (to see people walking towards the kitchen on the left-hand side of the corridor) and see there is nobody there. I continue through the door only to get f**king blind-sided from the left! The dopey f**king cow is walking along the corridor on the RIGHT-HAND SIDE!

What in this f**king world would posses someone to hug the right side of the corridor. We drive on the left, walk on the left - these were basic principles installed in us all during our school and university days.

I have coffee all over the arm of my suit jacket and also on the cuff of my shirt.

If for some reason you cannot manage to keep left in the corridor, at least go for the middle. Don't do the exact f**king opposite of what everyone expects.

Un f**king believable. c**t.

[Snin]

plough towards you on wrong side of cnuting path! when In euro I make a conscious effort to switch to the right..but I fear that these flaky euro pisspots may infact just pick a side at random even on home f**king turf...morons

[Berni]

Is there a rule about which side of a corridor one should walk? Does the Highway Code apply here? Are there signs? I think not. You may wish to live your life in this regimented way, but some people are free spirits.

In short: you deserve to have an armful of coffee.

[Luis Anaconda]

I like using the word doofus - I must use it more often

[Berni]

Honestly, where in God's name did he get this idea?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[PSRB]

always amuses me

Not as good as the Luton chap called Nortei Nortey

[Berni]

Oh. You basically did. Carry on.

Congrats btw :-)

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

A village idiot, a wally, if you will?

I'm not sure that's what we're dealing with here. There is stupidity, certainly, but is it entirely benign?

[PSRB]

[Rich]

Anyway - my jacket is being taken (by the receptionist) to the dry cleaner.

I don't know what I'll do with the shirt. Nice little Turnbull & Asser number. I've got it in good mind to invoice her.

[Berni]

becoming indignantly apoplectic with conformist rage whenever someone dares to walk on the right. :hehe:

It's the behaviour of a Swiss, tbh. And, as you know. that is not an insult I use lightly.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You can't dry clean a suit, for God's sake. You'll kill the lanolin.

It's polyester, isn't it? :-(

[Rich]

These free spirits you speak of must lead their lives in a constant state of chaos. How do they cope in a busy tube station.

They're the arseholes that stop in front of you in the supermarket. The people the dordle along when you're trying to run for the train.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

man-made fibres :-(

Seriously, the rank vulgarity of the fellow.

Do you think his family may have been, you know, in trade?

[Rich]

[Berni]

I'm sure it's a good plan for those of you who are trained to follow rather than lead. Such people need hard and fast rules.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

My man looks after such matters.

[Berni]

The arriviste, of course, insecurely feels the need to rant and rave in order to assert their superiority, little realising, of course, that by doing so, they lose any respect.

[Rich]

same page.

This receptionist is the same one who promised cakes for all of the GPs only to produce Rice Crispy cakes made by her offspring. That should tell you all you need to know.

The thought of the day I leave this place and never have to see her again makes me salivate with excitement.

[Rich]

It just baffles me as to why anyone would walk on the right. I can almost guarantee that you walk on the left without even thinking about it. This is because your brain works in a logical manner.

[Luis Anaconda]

I completely sympathise with you on the cakes thought - Bitch

[Berni]

on your neighbours if they dared flush the lavatory at night or mowed their lawns at the wrong time. I'm sure you probably wait to cross at traffic lights until the little green man appears as well.

:-|

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

[Luis Anaconda]

It will have to be Top Shop then - do they do suits?

[Luis Anaconda]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Rich]

lights red and someone appears on either side of the road and press the button again. Do they think this makes the lights change more quickly? Do they think I have forgotten to press it and was just standing there waiting for a gab to appear? To they think that I tried to press the button but didn't do it sufficiently hard enough?!

[Snin]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

The rognons were sauteed lightly enough to retain bloody centres :cloud9:

Right at the end I had a plateful of remaining sauce moutarde, scraps of lardons and champignons and offcuts of kidney, into which heavenly melange I mushed my remaining frites.

Cor.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Surely you will be in lederhosen?

[Berni]

you'll soon stop noticing.

[Berni]

Mmmmm...chips in wee. :eat:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

[Ashberto]

[Berni]

[Snin]

[Berni]

Sorry, that should be left c**t, really. :hehe:

[Luis Anaconda]

[Luis Anaconda]

:yikes: Clothes were probably nicer though

[Luis Anaconda]

probably will buy some this year, just haven't got round to it

[Luis Anaconda]

[Peter]

[Peter]

And so did i.

I walk where i f**king like

[Luis Anaconda]

corridor of uncertainty and all that

[Berni]

[Berni]

Anyway, I wasn't really sneering at Grammar schools - fine institutions that I wholeheartedly support - it was merely a quip to put Rich in his place.

[Ashberto]

[Ashberto]

[Pokster]

you, not her

[Peter]

[Peter]

Berni the staunch cameronite doesnt feel right.

You f**king sell out :-)

[Berni]

Now, this Corbyn business. Seriously, what the ferreting f**k are you people up to? I know one should never interrupt one's enemy when he's making a mistake, but even I sometimes want to grab these Corbynites by the shoulders and attempt to acquaint them with reality.

[Peter]

Five more years :banghead:

[Berni]

you into Government since Wilson. God knows I don't like the man, but if Blair knows one thing, it's what it takes to get the Labour Party elected.

[Snin]

[Snin]

very soothing

[Alexism - Atheoist]