So the casual anti-semtisim I face on Awimb has now extended into my personal life

[Monty91]

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[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

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[Berni]

If so, happy birthday.

[Classic Jorge]

hb too, obviously. Is it a milestone won or just a ****ty integer?

[Monty91]

My birthday was on Saturday. Aren't they all milestones? Isn't that why they are distinct from any other day of the year? :autisticspectrum:

[Classic Jorge]

I hope you set Trevor Phillips on the cow

[Monty91]

card stores, on bloody-minded principle.

I tell you what Clive, someone's merchandiser has taken their eye right off ball there.

[Berni]

[Monty91]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

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[Billy Goat Sverige]

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[Monty91]

[Berni]

Ah, Death of a Salesman-related knob gags. You don't get that on Stoke messageboards imo.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I didn't ask whether you had visited the theatre afterwards. If I'd wished to know of your further plans, I would have enquired.

[Monty91]

for ONE c**tING HOUR to be seated.

Then we had a dish of anchovies, the famed morcilla tortilla, pork ribs, some huge bean type things with fennel and smoked salmon, and arroz de marisca.

For dessert I had a white chocolate mouse and crumble with a side serving of watermelon sorbet.

For drinks I started with a rose cava and moved on to a couple of glasses of red wine I've never heard of, then a sweet sherry with dessert.

[Berni]

There are members of the Tehran Women's Institute who would regard that as a rather effeminate and abstemious alcoholic intake on such an occasion.

[Monty91]

[Berni]

[Monty91]

We are hard-wired into always keeping our wits about us. Our weak physiological constitutions are offset by a fox-like ability to sense and sniff out danger.

Put simply, a Jew without Irritable Bowel Syndrome is an enemy of Israel.

[Berni]

There must be some hard-drinking Jews out there, surely?

[Monty91]

and specifically the fact that most Jews are cossetted by overbearing parents so those formative years in which they may have gathered a taste and inclination to drink in large quantities was stymied by fear.

[Peter]

Number 1 on my 'you dont want to leave him alone with your coke' list.

Then again, all the jewish people i know are enemies of israel so perhaps monty is right.

[Monty91]

I was once called an enemy of Israel, purely and simply because I didn't have a barmitzvah.

Seemed a bit harsh.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

'Friend of Dorothy'.

[Berni]

Mind you, I suppose if the alternative is turning into a cliche from a Jack Rosenthal play, you'd give it a whirl, wouldn't you?

[Berni]

'NME of Israel'?

:coat: