My old boss just text me the following.

[Pat Vegas]

'Gotze! :)'

He's an Arsenal fan and is somewhat connected to football. But hardly reliable.

:-( I hate the transfer window.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

Especially as they've signed Costa as well.

[Ashberto]

Sorry.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Text back "Martinez".

No smiley face. Ever. You're not 6.

[Luis Anaconda]

:-|

[PSRB]

Reus on the other hand......

[Classic Jorge]

There's something about text messaging that renders ordinarily sensible people morons.

I heard someone say "so she texties me" the other day

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Ours could do with a revamp on here.

Phil Brown ffs.

[Classic Jorge]

Im finding that more and more people are using them. The problem is that you find yourself squinting at them, looking for some sort of hidden meaning other than the person using them is some sort of r'tard.

[Rich]

[redgunamo]

[Jake]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Ashberto]

Headgear Out!

[Pat Vegas]

Farted works.

Text-ed or Tex-ted sounds weird.

Whilst I am at it I find the plural of Cloth, Cloths to look very strange in written form.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Rich]

Hasn't he just signed a new deal at Dortmund?

[Pat Vegas]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Perhaps 2. The lad in the shop a while back was genuinely unsure and looked at me like I was a c**t when I suggested a trade in value.

[Rich]

Surely you could have upgraded circa 5 years ago?

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[PSRB]

or no one

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Real won’t go through the summer without 1 grand galactico arrival.

And a goalkeeper is not a grand arrival. I have seen suggestions that Benitez intends to play Ronaldo as a simple up front striker.

[PSRB]

Llorente, apparently

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

The upgrade offers that you may be swamped with in the UK, a much larger market remember, simply do not exist.

My phone has always worked up to now and if anything it’s low value is a comfort in case I lost it, or damaged it for example. I got it for free as my Mrs got a new phone and I just happened to smash the **** out of a previous HTC job.

Simply I am now out of contract and was seeing what I could get, ideally for nothing.

The answer was nothing.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Pal.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Jake]

[Classic Jorge]

fist tears? punch cry? rock water?

I f**king hate you millenials

[PSRB]

[Classic Jorge]

[PSRB]

[Classic Jorge]

You are looking at this on an apple product, arent you?

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[PSRB]

[Jake]

Don't play innocent and give me all that millenial bull**** j.

[Classic Jorge]

http://s9.postimg.org/bd697hyjj/AWIMB_We_are_the_m_dds_AWIMB_My_old_boss_j.jpg

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Unsure if you want to kiss me, fist me or **** me off.

None of which to be perfectly honest are ideal.

[Classic Jorge]

All we've really got is some confusion with a frisson of sexual violence.

[Classic Jorge]

[PSRB]

[redgunamo]

:nurse:

[Classic Jorge]

Im rather shocked these lads seem to think gary monk is blue

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Classic Jorge]

fist periods indeed, you sick *******

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/iSS1NDseFK4/hqdefault.jpg

[redgunamo]

[Classic Jorge]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/542240/catchphrase-o.gif

[Berni]