View Full Version : My old boss just text me the following.
Pat Vegas
07-16-2015, 12:49 PM
'Gotze! :)'
He's an Arsenal fan and is somewhat connected to football. But hardly reliable.
:-( I hate the transfer window.
Billy Goat Sverige
07-16-2015, 12:53 PM
Especially as they've signed Costa as well.
Ashberto
07-16-2015, 12:53 PM
Sorry.
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
07-16-2015, 12:54 PM
Text back "Martinez".
No smiley face. Ever. You're not 6.
Luis Anaconda
07-16-2015, 12:58 PM
:-|
Reus on the other hand......
Classic Jorge
07-16-2015, 01:03 PM
There's something about text messaging that renders ordinarily sensible people morons.
I heard someone say "so she texties me" the other day
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
07-16-2015, 01:05 PM
Ours could do with a revamp on here.
Phil Brown ffs.
Classic Jorge
07-16-2015, 01:05 PM
Im finding that more and more people are using them. The problem is that you find yourself squinting at them, looking for some sort of hidden meaning other than the person using them is some sort of r'tard.
redgunamo
07-16-2015, 01:06 PM
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
07-16-2015, 01:06 PM
Ashberto
07-16-2015, 01:07 PM
Headgear Out!
Pat Vegas
07-16-2015, 01:07 PM
Farted works.
Text-ed or Tex-ted sounds weird.
Whilst I am at it I find the plural of Cloth, Cloths to look very strange in written form.
Billy Goat Sverige
07-16-2015, 01:11 PM
Billy Goat Sverige
07-16-2015, 01:12 PM
Hasn't he just signed a new deal at Dortmund?
Pat Vegas
07-16-2015, 01:13 PM
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
07-16-2015, 01:13 PM
Perhaps 2. The lad in the shop a while back was genuinely unsure and looked at me like I was a c**t when I suggested a trade in value.
Surely you could have upgraded circa 5 years ago?
Billy Goat Sverige
07-16-2015, 01:16 PM
Billy Goat Sverige
07-16-2015, 01:17 PM
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
07-16-2015, 01:20 PM
Real won’t go through the summer without 1 grand galactico arrival.
And a goalkeeper is not a grand arrival. I have seen suggestions that Benitez intends to play Ronaldo as a simple up front striker.
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
07-16-2015, 01:26 PM
The upgrade offers that you may be swamped with in the UK, a much larger market remember, simply do not exist.
My phone has always worked up to now and if anything it’s low value is a comfort in case I lost it, or damaged it for example. I got it for free as my Mrs got a new phone and I just happened to smash the **** out of a previous HTC job.
Simply I am now out of contract and was seeing what I could get, ideally for nothing.
The answer was nothing.
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
07-16-2015, 01:27 PM
Pal.
Billy Goat Sverige
07-16-2015, 01:31 PM
Classic Jorge
07-16-2015, 01:33 PM
fist tears? punch cry? rock water?
I f**king hate you millenials
Classic Jorge
07-16-2015, 01:36 PM
Classic Jorge
07-16-2015, 01:43 PM
You are looking at this on an apple product, arent you?
Billy Goat Sverige
07-16-2015, 01:44 PM
Don't play innocent and give me all that millenial bull**** j.
Classic Jorge
07-16-2015, 01:46 PM
http://s9.postimg.org/bd697hyjj/AWIMB_We_are_the_m_dds_AWIMB_My_old_boss_j.jpg
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
07-16-2015, 01:46 PM
Unsure if you want to kiss me, fist me or **** me off.
None of which to be perfectly honest are ideal.
Classic Jorge
07-16-2015, 01:48 PM
All we've really got is some confusion with a frisson of sexual violence.
Classic Jorge
07-16-2015, 01:49 PM
redgunamo
07-16-2015, 01:50 PM
:nurse:
Classic Jorge
07-16-2015, 01:50 PM
Im rather shocked these lads seem to think gary monk is blue
Billy Goat Sverige
07-16-2015, 01:51 PM
Billy Goat Sverige
07-16-2015, 01:53 PM
Classic Jorge
07-16-2015, 01:53 PM
fist periods indeed, you sick *******
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
07-16-2015, 01:53 PM
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/iSS1NDseFK4/hqdefault.jpg
redgunamo
07-16-2015, 01:55 PM
Classic Jorge
07-16-2015, 01:58 PM
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/542240/catchphrase-o.gif
Berni
07-16-2015, 02:00 PM
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