Why the f**k is Wilshere taking a pelanty? What is going on at our

[Monty91]

once great club?

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Monty91]

[Pat Vegas]

Why are they advertising the Emirates cup with our players are robots?

http://www.arsenal.com/assets/_files/scaled/696x392/jun_15/gun__1434036880_Arsenal_Splash-banner_711x400-.jpg

why you getting upset about a pelanty taker in a pre season friendly?

There are many more questions.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Perhaps in the absence of others he is best placed, that belief being based on the fact that he is very good at them in training.

[Berni]

decently rendered rather than this half-arsed bit of Photoshopping?

[Pat Vegas]

Apart from that 'Sparks will fly'
Does that normally happen in the emirates cup? If I walked past that poster on the tube I wouldn't know it's for football.

And finally will Welbeck and Giroud be playing in their robot gear?

[7evens]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

So they had a brainstorm / think-tank / focus group. Jorge probably chaired it.

Sparks = metal, metal = robots.

The alternate option was this, which clearly would not have worked

http://i2.wp.com/nialler9.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/1974-08_bravo.jpg?w=687

[Pat Vegas]

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQKmHUoi_7QjSBI92RReKxXseR3K8Ran xwvcvdBsIUuzIqXm8FpBw

[Berni]

performing 'Angst in My Pants'.

It would be much more entertaining than any Emirates Cup ever has been.