He's perfect >

[barrybueno]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3161171/Ar senal-suffer-transfer-blow-25m-target-William-Carvalho-ruled -three-months-foot-injury.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3161171/Arsenal-suffer-transfer-blow-25m-target-William-Carvalho-ruled-three-months-foot-injury.html)

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

I remember hearing a story from a climbing friend about some chap who had fallen from a cliff and they'd gone down to find what was left and were amazed to see him alive and standing upright (albeit screaming). Turns out he'd landed on his feet and the force had driven his tibias through his feet and pinned him to the ground.

This could be *******s, of course, but it is an image that haunted me for some time.

[barrybueno]

Although this bloke sounds like a real stand up guy :hide:

[Berni]

hallucinogens. Often, you'd do mushrooms with him and be busy looking at your hand only to turn around and realise he'd disappeared. Invariably, he'd be climbing up the side of a f**king building or something.

[barrybueno]

I'm off work today with a bit of a hangover so do I Awimb it out on the sofa or f**k off down the pub and get that lovely top up hazy feeling?

Toughy innit? :hehe:

[Berni]

Just think how lovely you'd feel tomorrow if you went for a health-giving walk and had an early night with no booze.

[Ashberto]

No point in having a healthy walk if you can't quench the virtuous thirst properly afterwards.

[Berni]

[barrybueno]

I haven't got the energy for that :-( Thing is I'll have about 5/6 pints and be home by about 3pm. No drinking indoors and ****loads of sleep. I'll feel sweet as tomorrow I reckon.

[Luis Anaconda]

[barrybueno]

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