Oh, ffs Cook, you stupid, water-advertising c**t. :baghead:

[Berni]

[Jake]

I've got friend's now sending me pictures of Ballance topless in a Nottingham nightclub.

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02977/ballance1_2977186b.jpg

[Ashberto]

Excuse me while I get my grammar jack boots on...

[redgunamo]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

A terrace perhaps?

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Classic Jorge]

[Jake]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I have a few bobbles and indeed one or two other more refined styles.

[Classic Jorge]

Also, it's partly down to the fact that as soon as I put a hat on my head I lose my usual dapper, handsome self and look like a village idiot.

Whatever the hat, whatever the scenario.

[Ashberto]

I'm not convinced it's the kind of thing grown men should wear, tbh. But I've worn it to matches anyway, on the colder nights.

[Ashberto]

Good for business though, if it's your business.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Not when I am out dancing*.


* never happens

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I was lambasted on here last week, set upon by a metaphorical pack of hounds, based on my choice of non fashionable footwear.

Not a jot did I care and in fact bought them anyway.

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Twice I have been set upon.

[redgunamo]

on the club being turned into a refuge or enclave for a dangerous band of former Irish rugby unionists by stealth?

Poor show, what.

[Ashberto]

Oh dear. What did I say to give that impression? :-

I have no idea about these bum-sniffers of which you speak.

[redgunamo]

http://www.arsenal.com/news/features/irish-eyes

[Classic Jorge]

[redgunamo]