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Pat Vegas
07-09-2015, 12:52 PM
If you hypothetically lived in North America which car would you buy?

And how much will it cost me?

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-09-2015, 12:54 PM
http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r293/VIEWLINER/0806/CC03.jpg

Classic Jorge
07-09-2015, 12:54 PM
As I often say, I grew up wanting to be Fletch, then I graduated to wanting to be Ty Webb but then I realised that I'm basically, at best, Clark Griswold.

http://www.subaruoutback.org/forums/attachments/general-discussions/23874d1338860284-why-do-people-buy-wagons-europe-not-here-griswold-stationwagon-8.jpg

Rich
07-09-2015, 12:58 PM
Really, if you're talking US cars, a '60 AC Cobra

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=1960+AC+Cobra&client=f irefox-a&hs=uks&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&s ource=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAWoVChMIp9 SR0IzOxgIVyTo-Ch2XEQBQ&biw=922&bih=339#imgrc=p6Z3HX3 Pz8VjsM%3A (https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=1960+AC+Cobra&client=firefox-a&hs=uks&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAWoVChMIp9SR0IzOxgIVyTo-Ch2XEQBQ&biw=922&bih=339#imgrc=p6Z3HX3Pz8VjsM%3A)

Or a '67 Mustang GT500

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=1967+GT500+mustang&cli ent=firefox-a&hs=5QD&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official& amp;source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAWoVC hMI1PvU54zOxgIVwXs-Ch0E3gdS&biw=922&bih=339#imgrc=8F xbrSobF0GXqM%3A (https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=1967+GT500+mustang&client=firefox-a&hs=5QD&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAWoVChMI1PvU54zOxgIVwXs-Ch0E3gdS&biw=922&bih=339#imgrc=8FxbrSobF0GXqM%3A)

Hendon Gooner (Only Easy Day Was Yesterday))
07-09-2015, 12:59 PM
With the optional Gun-rack and hidden weapons drawer. :jackbauer:

:watson:

http://o.aolcdn.com/dims-shared/dims3/GLOB/legacy_thumbnail/750x422/quality/95/http://www.blogcdn.com/slideshows/images/slides/326/473/0/S3264730/slug/l/01-2017-ford-f150-raptor-detroit-1.jpg

7evens
07-09-2015, 12:59 PM
I'm no expert but I though his only had the single headlamps.
Cream it was, with red leather upholstery.

Pat Vegas
07-09-2015, 01:02 PM
it seems its not compulsory to have a plate on the front of the car.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-09-2015, 01:02 PM
You'll find that is a Mercedes Benz.

Classic Jorge
07-09-2015, 01:04 PM

Jake
07-09-2015, 01:04 PM
http://gas2.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/2015-cadillac-escalade.jpg

Pat Vegas
07-09-2015, 01:05 PM
reflective surface.

Classic Jorge
07-09-2015, 01:05 PM

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
07-09-2015, 01:06 PM
On this or indeed any subject he broaches.

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
07-09-2015, 01:07 PM
How much do I earn / have to spend? Do I have kids? Is it the only car I own?

Chances are I would still get me one of those station wagons.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-09-2015, 01:07 PM
I see a pattern developing.

Jake
07-09-2015, 01:10 PM
They're f**king her-yuge inside as well.

I think more likely something like this. I don't cars but they're cool.

http://usercontent2.hubimg.com/1687581_f520.jpg

Rich
07-09-2015, 01:10 PM
can only buy American cars in the US. I would have my Merc in the UK or the US.

Sheesh.

Classic Jorge
07-09-2015, 01:10 PM
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/giqzsi5fjzblfri7zsh3.jpg

Pat Vegas
07-09-2015, 01:12 PM
they have all sorts of different brands. Not gonna find a Fiat Panda over there for example. But a 500 yes strangely.

Classic Jorge
07-09-2015, 01:12 PM
The escalade, obviously

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-09-2015, 01:13 PM
If I said I had a pain in my elbow, you'd look at my arse, wouldn't you?

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
07-09-2015, 01:13 PM
But for the record the question is void as quite simply I would not live in America.

Bad enough the fat f**kers all piling into town every summer.

Sorry.

p.s. Probably some kind of Land Rover jobbie. Or a Mini.

Rich
07-09-2015, 01:15 PM
I drive a BMW now and was thinking about the car I intend to purchase in the near future. This is my explanation.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-09-2015, 01:16 PM
http://www.carinsurancecalculatoronline.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/two-lane-blacktop1.jpg

redgunamo
07-09-2015, 01:17 PM

Classic Jorge
07-09-2015, 01:19 PM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-09-2015, 01:20 PM
http://clicktempus.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Steve-McQueen-Tag-Heuer-Monaco.jpg

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
07-09-2015, 01:20 PM
I often wonder that when people refer to older cars and it is something I have seen creeping into this discussion.

Classic Jorge
07-09-2015, 01:20 PM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-09-2015, 01:20 PM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-09-2015, 01:21 PM
and a Hurst on the floor.

redgunamo
07-09-2015, 01:22 PM
http://www.themustangsource.com/timeline/67-68/68/bullitt/bullitt-04.jpg

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
07-09-2015, 01:23 PM
I beg your pardon?

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-09-2015, 01:23 PM
On his day off. Waiting outside Tescos. In Croydon.

Jake
07-09-2015, 01:24 PM
http://rabiscorascunhado.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/pussy_wagon.jpg

Berni
07-09-2015, 01:24 PM
http://cdn.kingston.ac.uk/includes/img/cms/uploads/kingston-university-caec752-steve-mcqueen-close-up-with-osc.jpg

Luis Anaconda
07-09-2015, 01:25 PM

redgunamo
07-09-2015, 01:26 PM
Racial discrimination gone mad, you see.

Jake
07-09-2015, 01:27 PM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-09-2015, 01:27 PM
I got a '69 Chevy
With a 396
Fuelly heads
And a Hurst on the floor

The odd thing is there is a great debate amongst Springsteen fans because the '69 Chevy Camaro wasn't available with a 396 cubic inch block. Some say that this is a mistake by Bruce, others contend that the character has retro-fitted this engine; however, it's very difficult to mate the 396 block with the Hurst manual gearbox, so it gets more unlikely.

I think Bruce just liked the way it sounded. The lyric, not the 396.

Classic Jorge
07-09-2015, 01:27 PM

Berni
07-09-2015, 01:27 PM
stuff about this? http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

Pat Vegas
07-09-2015, 01:28 PM
He looks like a right badass

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTIHXWh3Y05jDNzn2K_IQPZ0FVAiLXBK Vj2W_eQ671djLwz-EktUA

Classic Jorge
07-09-2015, 01:28 PM
It's the car from Vanishing Point, the singluar best car movie there is

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-09-2015, 01:29 PM
and trying to make cars go faster. :shrug: That's what boys who are about to become men do.

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
07-09-2015, 01:29 PM
What I did not expect was for him to go all Top Gear on my ass.

Classic Jorge
07-09-2015, 01:30 PM
Is berni James or Richard?

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-09-2015, 01:30 PM
Are you suggesting we are surrounded by semi-men?

redgunamo
07-09-2015, 01:31 PM
Are you new here :-)

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-09-2015, 01:31 PM

Luis Anaconda
07-09-2015, 01:33 PM

Classic Jorge
07-09-2015, 01:34 PM
You see how I'm a bleeding-heart, left-wing sub russell brand man, yes? I still know my car ****.

I dont drive a Ford Granada Van den Plas either

Berni
07-09-2015, 01:34 PM
Two activities which, if not quite mutually exclusive, are pretty damn close to it. :hehe:

redgunamo
07-09-2015, 01:35 PM

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
07-09-2015, 01:35 PM
Of course we're all different so each to their own.

I sometimes play 'car' top trumps with my son which to be honest is f**king tedious because I simply could not give one single **** if a Bugatti Veyron is faster than a Porsche something.

I have an acquaintance also who is big into his cars, holidays in Italy and visits Ferrari things. He once started showing me photos of cars on his phone. It was mortifying as I genuinely have nothing to add to the social encounter.

http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-09-2015, 01:35 PM
I bet not one of them could change a clutch.

Classic Jorge
07-09-2015, 01:36 PM
I was always won for the bodywork, me

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-09-2015, 01:36 PM
The chap you describe is clearly a sex offender.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-09-2015, 01:37 PM

redgunamo
07-09-2015, 01:37 PM

Luis Anaconda
07-09-2015, 01:37 PM

redgunamo
07-09-2015, 01:39 PM

Pat Vegas
07-09-2015, 01:39 PM
when hearing certain car engines.

I must find it it was actually quite interesting.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-09-2015, 01:39 PM
A 17 year old chick has the choice between chap a), proud owner of a battered Ford Capri, or chap b), holder of a bus pass.

:shrug:

Berni
07-09-2015, 01:41 PM
The sort of person who lovingly thumbs through Autocar or Top Gear magazine with their mouth slightly agape is very much the key 'knowing about cars' demographic, I'd have thought.

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
07-09-2015, 01:43 PM
I get in, I press the button and by a combination of hand and foot movements we propel from point A to point B.

What happens underneath the metal is of zero interest to me.

My seat does warm my bottom in the winter mind you.

redgunamo
07-09-2015, 01:44 PM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-09-2015, 01:44 PM
A chap is naturally drawn to understanding the motor car as the most important part of gaining his freedom.

Berni
07-09-2015, 01:46 PM
It is mostly a desire for the ghastly racket to cease.:shrug:

Berni
07-09-2015, 01:47 PM

redgunamo
07-09-2015, 01:48 PM
You make fair points.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-09-2015, 01:48 PM
It's unbecoming in a man of your age.

Still enjoying the bus every day, are you?

Berni
07-09-2015, 01:49 PM
Although it took me a while to get used to the odd impression of having wet myself, I must admit.

redgunamo
07-09-2015, 01:50 PM
The sound of an ordinary engine makes their ears hurt and their souls bleed.

Alexism - Atheoist
07-09-2015, 01:52 PM

Berni
07-09-2015, 01:52 PM
These reductive defnitions of what a 'man' is or isn't are so wearying, aren't they?

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
07-09-2015, 01:53 PM
It was a warm day and of course the windows were slightly open. I was totally lost as to why I was in fact getting warmer.

How we laughed.

Then the kids found out that our seats were heated and their's were not and the atmosphere changed dramatically.

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
07-09-2015, 01:54 PM
How rude.

Berni
07-09-2015, 01:55 PM
no chance of being caught speeding, no traffic jams, no accidents. It'll be ace. And why? Because all that inefficient human agency will have been taken out of the process and we can just sit back and trust the machines. :bow:

redgunamo
07-09-2015, 01:55 PM
The alternatives are ... well, "alternative".

redgunamo
07-09-2015, 02:05 PM
Sober when I made that quip, I mean, of course.

Classic Jorge
07-09-2015, 02:17 PM

Classic Jorge
07-09-2015, 02:31 PM

redgunamo
07-09-2015, 02:37 PM

Alexism - Atheoist
07-09-2015, 03:01 PM
Love that engine sound. (Probably fake :) )

Classic Jorge
07-09-2015, 03:11 PM
...I always imagine this chap driving one.

http://cdn.thedailybeast.com/content/dailybeast/articles/2013/09/24/dazed-and-confused-20th-anniversary-20-craziest-facts-about-the-cult-classic/jcr:content/body/inlineimage_9.img.800.jpg/1380015958534.cached.jpg