Another in the long line of 'He's not gay, honest!' stories

[Classic Jorge]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/babb/11723186/Cris tiano-Ronaldo-finds-attractive-girls-phone-goes-on-date-with -her-and-her-friends.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/babb/11723186/Cristiano-Ronaldo-finds-attractive-girls-phone-goes-on-date-with-her-and-her-friends.html)

Obviously not particularly notable, it is after all just the latest in a long line, but you have to love the girl's name. I mean, Austin Woolstenhulme is not the name of a 20yr old american girl, it's the name of an English middle order batsmen from the 1890s.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Jake]

[Mc Gooner]

[Classic Jorge]

To orchestrate a whole PR campaign about it would suggest that Christiano isnt as open mined as we are.

Which is strange as he's mad for the cock, by all accounts.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I have never heard this before.

[Classic Jorge]

The daily mail, as would the telegraph, would run this as a straight copy and paste. I'm pushing things past your cisnormative constraints here.

[Classic Jorge]

https://timedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/140899878.jpg?quality=65&strip=color&w=814

[Classic Jorge]

I'm sure you've told me you've never heard this before.

[Jake]

Wasn't willing to go for the er, other pictures, on the work comp.

http://media2.newsnet5.com/photo/2014/12/26/16x9/Screech_from____Saved_by_the_Bell__arres_240105000 0_11822889_ver1.0_640_480.jpg

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

God no.

Wonderful footballer. His willingness or desire to accept cock up his backside is of no interest to me.

[Classic Jorge]

I've no issue with where he parks his ***** but the flimsy PR campaign is a bit much, no?

Anyway, I wouldve thought this business was right up your alley, as it were, with your knew curiosities and all.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

sexual lives without PIA.

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Although there is a degree of irony in that coincidence because Pakistan is a generally Muslim country, and some Muslims disapprove of homosexual relations quite strongly.

:nod:

[Curly]

Wassisname...swam the Thames or the Channel or something? Yeah,him

[Mc Gooner]

[Curly]

[Classic Jorge]

;-)

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]