The Torino president is called Urban Cairo

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

The trouble with pesto is, where does the meat fit in?

[Classic Jorge]

We had this great idea to change our name after every show, thus eschewing any of those pathetic things such as followings, recognition and success.

We shouldve stuck with Tokyo Sex Whale really

[Classic Jorge]

http://media.tumblr.com/4b9d1aa701c5368b5f59c965fd012442/tumblr_inline_mkzsohDkmO1qaesg6.jpg

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

How long can it take to toast some pine nuts, grate some parmesan and pick some basil leaves?

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'll make the pesto and some gnocchi and toss in some strips of prosciutto. That's work, I reckon.

I f**king love gnocchi. Once a year.

[Berni]

Peruvian people I in no way laughed until I wet myself.

http://www.ancient.eu/****a_Civilization/

[Jake]

[Classic Jorge]

Are we talking the ace, not to mention infinitely superior, pre grated parmesan that comes in the wee container?

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

:-( Not even in jest, j.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

You'd pierce the foil lid and the smell would instantly take you to an alley beside a pub on a Sunday morning.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

and pine nuts, the aromas released by the warmth of the pasta.

Frying it would f**k it.

[Classic Jorge]

http://newsghana.com.gh/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/wpid-207757.jpg

[Berni]

Anyway, I don't really have much time for pesto. It's vegetarian food, really. You might as well eat tofu.

[Jake]

https://img0.etsystatic.com/007/0/6908117/il_340x270.401873960_t7up.jpg

[Classic Jorge]

Big chunks of the f**ker too. She wont even have the other stuff in the house

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Pesto is one of the good Lord's greatest gifts to mankind.

That and bacon. Not together. Necessarily. Mind you...

[Classic Jorge]

You would though

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Which do you favour? I enjoy the extreme nuttiness of the di Sola Bruna 30 month stuff. Others, of course, prefer a creamier crumble of a more youthful cheese.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

but, and this is key, it does have to grate well.

[Classic Jorge]

[Jake]

MURICA.

http://s3.amazonaws.com/foodspotting-ec2/reviews/824976/thumb_600.jpg?1314808088

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Parmesan for the pesto.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Buy a new grater annually, and buy a good one.

You don't realise what a pain it is, scrubbing away on a blunt old grater, until you regularly replace the thing. Your life will be changed for the better.

You're welcome.

[Berni]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

They're pretty bad at not wearing stupid trousers also.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

A Microplane grater for 25 quid is a bargain that sounds like a rip-off imo.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You'll still notice the difference when you replace it in 12 months, mind.

Imagine not sharpening a knife for a year, or using the same razor blade for 12 months. Why would a grater be any different? We never think of it though, do we?

Well, I do, obviously.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I like eating Parmesan rinds. Is that wrong, do you think?

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

As lovely as it is at the time.

[Classic Jorge]

Much easier to just buy anything with kitchenaid written on it though

[Berni]

to add umami. I did it once, I think. It did f**k all.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Unless you're eating stuff from a jar, in which case it could be the E numbers and preservatives.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It was f**king gak.

[Berni]

However, I rather like raw garlic.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

A jar indeed.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

:hehe: That was monstrous.

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

and got all rufty tufty Guinness-swilling unreconstructed labourer on my arse.

I'm not speaking to you any more.

So there.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Dutch c**t.

[Jake]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Drunken Irish f**k.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Berni]

That would be what? Five years ago now? :old:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Curly]

[Classic Jorge]

I do the bulk of childcare.

We're very modern really and anyway, if they relied on me for food we'd all be f**ked.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

van Persie scored a late winner at Anfield.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

It might have been less than five years ago, tbf.

[redgunamo]

Beginning to wonder about you, SW. There's no getting around it.