What do you do if your doorbell goes in the middle of the night?

[Pat Vegas]

I was sleeping and it went a about 1am. as I was sleep I was a bit confused and thought it was the postman Then I saw it was 1am so I got up and had a look nobody there. :sherlock:


So after this it was on my mind so didn't sleep much after that as I assumed it was some sort or burglar trying to scope the place out. I had a look out the window to see if my car was still there etc.

Finally went to sleep again. ding dong it happens again at 5.20am. :furious: This time I am up very quickly and at the door doing my best, 'Who's there?' 'Who the f**k is it?' I look out again and there is nobody around.

On a good note I found out why this is happening. The button for the doorbell is sort of stuck sideways a bit. :-(

Though at the time I did think it would be a good time to have a gun.

[Berni]

like the sort of thing that would really freak you out. :hehe:

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Mc Gooner]

Oh, and on the things to REALLY worry about spectrum, it's not on the scale of it being the 10th anniversary of having your legs blown off while simply travelling to work HTH2

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

chosen method of gaining ingress.

[Pat Vegas]

You take my posts too seriously my friend. :driving:

Yes you are right. Rather than worrying about my doorbell I could post about cousin who dying from leukemia but I'll save that for another day.

[Mc Gooner]

Just putting what you DO post into perspective. Errrrrrrrr, HTH3 :-)

[Pat Vegas]

[Pat Vegas]

news.

I doubt you'd open the door for someone to say hello sir here is some free money.

[Berni]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/greece/1172 1838/Greece-does-not-mark-the-end-of-the-euro-debacle-merely -the-beginning.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/greece/11721838/Greece-does-not-mark-the-end-of-the-euro-debacle-merely-the-beginning.html)

[Pat Vegas]

*******s about the wrong house.

[Rich]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I would suggest you were perhaps the victim of a drunken prank or simple error.

[Luis Anaconda]

which was probably f**k off

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

There you go, box ticked.

[Rich]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Probably the Greatest Englishman Ever.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Else it would have gone off earlier in the evening and so forth.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

They did f**k all.

[Classic Jorge]

Long-term economic plan

[redgunamo]

Stands to reason really.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I've been burgled three times and no f**ker ever rang my doorbell to ask my permission.

[redgunamo]

Perhaps they do ring but you're never in, busy man and a' that.

Anyway, I don't say the method is universal, merely that it's a fairly common and reasonable approach to take to what is bound to be a difficult situation.

[redgunamo]

With blueberry ice-cream :-|

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You might have ended up with Waffeln SS. (Verwaltungswaffeln?)

[redgunamo]

one. Divisions of elite commandos terrorising Europe by handing out free sweets and cakes and other tasty titbits and goodies.

Oh :-(

[Berni]

that. They don't do whimsy, really, do they?

[redgunamo]

[Berni]

[redgunamo]

hungry, naked and feckless of Europe *would* tend to obscure the funny side of life, wouldn't it.

[Berni]

I'd have thought, but I take your point.