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Mo Britain less Europe
07-02-2015, 02:06 PM

the splendor of antigone
07-02-2015, 02:10 PM

Classic Jorge
07-02-2015, 02:13 PM
Cue loads of people saying 'I really like tennis, it's bostin'.

It's not bostin, it's ****

Mo Britain less Europe
07-02-2015, 02:15 PM
country right or wrong so....

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
07-02-2015, 02:18 PM
Changes everything really.

Pat Vegas
07-02-2015, 02:22 PM

Berni
07-02-2015, 02:35 PM
evincing an interest in sport. Same goes for the Olympics.

Basically, if you want to know whether a sporting event is rubbish or not, you have to ask yourself if it's really popular with women.
If it is, it's ****e.

Mo Britain less Europe
07-02-2015, 02:37 PM

Berni
07-02-2015, 02:37 PM

Pokster
07-02-2015, 02:39 PM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-02-2015, 02:40 PM
We can only follow where Her Maj leads, b.

Berni
07-02-2015, 02:41 PM

Pat Vegas
07-02-2015, 02:42 PM

Pokster
07-02-2015, 02:42 PM
allegedly

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-02-2015, 02:43 PM
HMQ would simply refuse to sign it into law.

We can, therefore, happily commit ourselves to 'My country Right or Wrong', secure in the knowledge that she will ensure we are in the right.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-02-2015, 02:44 PM
https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2001/2258345996_a5fe2f9ced.jpg

Luis Anaconda
07-02-2015, 02:45 PM

Luis Anaconda
07-02-2015, 02:46 PM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-02-2015, 02:46 PM
She's three quarters deity, tbh.

And when she's gone, we've got that nice sane Charles to step up.

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
07-02-2015, 02:48 PM
Hardly the actions of a sane lady.

Mo Britain less Europe
07-02-2015, 02:51 PM

Mo Britain less Europe
07-02-2015, 02:52 PM

Berni
07-02-2015, 02:56 PM
What if they legalised *****philia?

Mo Britain less Europe
07-02-2015, 03:00 PM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-02-2015, 03:05 PM

the splendor of antigone
07-02-2015, 03:09 PM
the window. I don't quite see the connection

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-02-2015, 03:12 PM
Nope, I'd have to say, on balance, that I'm skeptical.

Berni
07-02-2015, 03:13 PM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-02-2015, 03:14 PM
What larks!

Berni
07-02-2015, 03:15 PM
http://i.guim.co.uk/static/w-620/h--/q-95/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2015/2/9/1423474525238/9a4f749b-52bf-4bd9-9189-05771881b9dd-620x372.jpeg

Berni
07-02-2015, 03:16 PM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-02-2015, 03:18 PM

Supermac1976
07-02-2015, 03:18 PM
http://www.annesleyabercorn.co.uk/about/
My new favourite wannabe politician, ignore the strangeness of the couple of paragraphs & check his key facts. :hehe:

Mo Britain less Europe
07-02-2015, 03:19 PM
intrinsic part of gay culture which gives special rights and then watch this space.

Luis Anaconda
07-02-2015, 03:19 PM

Berni
07-02-2015, 03:22 PM
appearance one little bit. Indeed, he sounds like an estage agency or a firm of provincial solicitors.

Classic Jorge
07-02-2015, 03:23 PM
We used to absolutely terrorise the rich kids from Highgate school back in the day. Maybe we held this chap down and repeatedly spat in his mouth and that's what drove him to become a tory.

Berni
07-02-2015, 03:23 PM
Nothing could be more natural.

Classic Jorge
07-02-2015, 03:23 PM

Mo Britain less Europe
07-02-2015, 03:24 PM
choice of sexualities. This involves educating them in sexual practices below the age of consent. The choice should come after consent.

the splendor of antigone
07-02-2015, 03:24 PM

Classic Jorge
07-02-2015, 03:25 PM
Maybe the problem if old men

Mo Britain less Europe
07-02-2015, 03:25 PM

Mo Britain less Europe
07-02-2015, 03:26 PM
valid defence.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-02-2015, 03:27 PM
We're all just having a nice chat.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-02-2015, 03:28 PM

Berni
07-02-2015, 03:29 PM
http://www.annesleyabercorn.co.uk/photo-gallery/

Classic Jorge
07-02-2015, 03:30 PM
You really do believe there's some sort of insane PC conspiracy, dont you?

Despite the fact that old, rich, white, straight men pretty much run everything you still believe there's a shadowy black, jewish, disabled, lesbian figure playing them all like puppets.

Berni
07-02-2015, 03:32 PM

Classic Jorge
07-02-2015, 03:32 PM
http://www.annesleyabercorn.co.uk/wp-content/gallery/photos-of-annesley-with-various-politicians-and-celebrities/e04j3149-1.jpg

Berni
07-02-2015, 03:35 PM
The one with notorious drugs cheat and athletics pariah Dwain Chambers is an interesting choice.

Mind you, he clearly loves his arrows. He can't stay away from minor darts tournaments by the looks of things.

Luis Anaconda
07-02-2015, 03:41 PM
issue out of something that isn't even an issue. Classic look at me attention seeking ****e from the boy M

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
07-02-2015, 03:41 PM

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
07-02-2015, 03:44 PM
Such detail.

Berni
07-02-2015, 03:44 PM
To be fair, I can see why the name 'Abeyahkoon' may have held him back in the top echelons of the Tory party :hehe:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/pandora/pandora-all -aboard-torys-name-is-too-foreign-for-ballot-paper-768797.ht ml (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/pandora/pandora-all-aboard-torys-name-is-too-foreign-for-ballot-paper-768797.html)

Luis Anaconda
07-02-2015, 03:45 PM
Wait a sec - are you saying George Osborne is straight?

Berni
07-02-2015, 03:46 PM
would have been, but still pretty odd.

Berni
07-02-2015, 03:47 PM

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
07-02-2015, 03:48 PM
Proper catch the pigeon ****.

"The 23-year-old, who has enjoyed the political support of the nightclub owner Peter Stringfellow, wears his own conductor's uniform when driving his Routemaster."

He does not deserve to be in public office. He should if anything appear on a few separate registers.

Berni
07-02-2015, 03:49 PM

Classic Jorge
07-02-2015, 03:49 PM
"...he has enjoyed the political support of the nightclub owner Peter Stringfellow"

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
07-02-2015, 03:50 PM

Classic Jorge
07-02-2015, 03:51 PM
I like to think of Clare Balding at the head of one of these.

http://www.bunker8.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/images/cressey.jpg

Classic Jorge
07-02-2015, 03:52 PM

Berni
07-02-2015, 03:53 PM
beyond me.

Classic Jorge
07-02-2015, 03:53 PM

Classic Jorge
07-02-2015, 03:54 PM

Berni
07-02-2015, 03:54 PM
I'm saying I'd like to perform cunnilingus on Claire Balding.

Classic Jorge
07-02-2015, 03:57 PM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-02-2015, 03:57 PM

Berni
07-02-2015, 03:58 PM
icebreaker with an Afro-Caribbean family at a wedding, tbh.

Supermac1976
07-02-2015, 03:59 PM
The photo & not the Spanish lady.
http://www.annesleyabercorn.co.uk/wp-content/gallery/photos-of-annesley-with-various-politicians-and-celebrities/aaa_0115-1.jpg

Berni
07-02-2015, 04:00 PM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-02-2015, 04:01 PM
An Indian wedding. :-(

I'm going to take a load of bugle. That might save me.

Berni
07-02-2015, 04:02 PM

Berni
07-02-2015, 04:04 PM
Have you informed the groom about your little faux pas? I'm sure he and the bride would be most amused by a repeat performance. :hehe:

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-02-2015, 04:07 PM
It's like late-onset Tourettes.

It would be better all round if I stayed at home. Yes.

Berni
07-02-2015, 04:10 PM
My money's on a verbatim repetition of the Major's explanation of the difference between the West Indies and the Indians from Fawlty Towers.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-02-2015, 04:12 PM
moment, I'm going to go viral :-(

Berni
07-02-2015, 04:18 PM