Anyone know what those spidery-type efforts that drop on you out of trees and bite you are called?

[Berni]

And, more crucially, am I going to die?

[Grinner]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Yes, you're going to die. We're all going to die. We suffer from the terminal disease we call life.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

my arm and saying 'f**k!' at the time.

What kind of spider?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You have delirium tremens.

[Luis Anaconda]

were you eating curds and whey

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

I could be dying here and you lot are just abusing yourselves at my expense.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I watched a rather good lesbian vampire movie once. Now what on earth was that called?

[Classic Jorge]

[Rich]

How much of a description can you provide of the critter?

Size, colour etc?

[Pokster]

[Supermac1976]

[7evens]

I knew a chap in Germany who was seriously screwed up for ages when bitten by one of them.
Lyme disease is your problem there, I think ..

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

[Ben.]

Something for everyone there :nod:

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

[Mc Gooner]

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

Mine's a proper fillum. Thas nee porn in it, like!

[Classic Jorge]

[Luis Anaconda]

Vampires definitely exist

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I've seen it.

[Ben.]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Sapphic art. Chicks on the bean, and that.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-beast-Enfield-other-stories-eboo k/dp/B00AWTIS12 (http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-beast-Enfield-other-stories-ebook/dp/B00AWTIS12)

[Supermac1976]

https://youtu.be/kpOb8pxuBsc surprisingly sfw considering it's a porn film trailer.

[Supermac1976]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]