I bloody love the NHS, me

[Classic Jorge]

Mostly as they've just offered me a massive job to design a bunch of their strategies.

Nye Bevan, you're my hero :cloud9:

[IUFG]

[Classic Jorge]

It'd be taking valuable resources away from front line delivery. That's how NHS budgets work, isnt it? :hehe:

Seriously though, I'd be mad to. It's return business and they loved the last lot that we did for them at a very decent price.

[Nicosia Gooner]

[IUFG]

[Classic Jorge]

everyone's a winner

[Berni]

'Strategies', forsooth! :rolleyes:

How about just...y'know...making people better?

[Classic Jorge]

At last one of Dave's lies has worked out for me

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

too much money swilling around inside that organisation, and far too many bloated civil servants idling their meaningless lives away.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

"design a bunch of their strategies".

[Berni]

its my taxes you'll be trousering, I feel I have a right.

[:hehe:]

[barrybueno]

[Classic Jorge]

You know how these things a prone to over complication, we have to detangle the language and simplify some of it using clever design.

[Berni]

strategy' I'm going to write to my f**king MP.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

Jesus f**king wept. :-(

[Brentwood]

[:hehe:]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

Keynote too

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

The teat is there to be sucked on, I guess.

[Berni]

That seems to be the latest favourite way of involving as much work as possible in the communication of simple ideas.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

One is perhaps a visual representation of structure or hierarchy, the other is a plan or direction.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

will be paid for with our money, whilst Owen will bleat about the lack of funding in the NHS.

You couldn't make it up.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Classic Jorge]

I've not got the brief yet but I'll be sure to keep you all abreast of developments

[Brentwood]

http://bfy.tw/cjJ

[Classic Jorge]

I'm no accountant but I'll wager that has involved significantly more waste, though obviously this job is a crucial part of ensuring the whole thing is delivered.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Good luck to you and your business, nice public sector contract. The issue is perhaps not you winning the tender or whatever but the need to pay external parties (huge) sums to do the work.

Thing is it happens everywhere. My brother once told me a figure for what our HSE was paying out annually to external consultancy concerns and it was genuinely mind blowing.

Just saying, organisational structure is not a strategy.

The chaps who are giving out, fellow UK taxpayers, they don't really care either. They are simply metaphorically pulling your cock because in these cases it is quite easy.

[Berni]

Felt and uses phrases like 'Patient Pathways' :-(

Seriously, what in the name of Christ's cock is a 'Patient Pathway'? And what manner of time-serving c**t is allowed to live having devised such a term?

http://www.cognitor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/pp-diagra m.png (http://www.cognitor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/pp-diagram.png)

[Brentwood]

http://www.kingsfund.org.uk/sites/files/kf/styles/large/public/health-wordle.jpg?itok=S4ZTF8Oz

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

money stolen from decent working people, and morons are going to have to think of creative ways to waste the money so that they can demand more the next time :shrug:

I'd take advantage of it as well if I were you.

[Classic Jorge]

Not least because most of them voted for it to happen.

I'll not be charging huge sums, though there is a fair bit of work all the same. They came back to us because of the work we did with them last time won an award.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Of course they're going to find more and more creative ways to waste it.

[Supermac1976]

[Luis Anaconda]

Fuzzy Felt was ace though

[Berni]

cuts while happily dipping his bread in the tax gravy in return for drawing a f**king picture.

[:hehe:]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

19.99 too much.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[:hehe:]

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

Do you remember the old days when there were still adults around? That was good, wasn't it?

http://yh.hee.nhs.uk/files/2014/03/End-of-Life-Care-Conference-Infographic.jpg

[Classic Jorge]

And no, it's not

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

would be better off with a bottle of whisky and a revolver.

[Jake]

Why am I even asking? We're all the f**king same in this biz.

[Peter]

A communication strategy, if you will :-)