Damn good job there is a pool and air conditioning.......oh and beer here

[PSRB]

Not sure I could cope with this heat otherwise :-)

[Berni]

That is the extent of my ambitions for the evening. Maybe I will summon a glass or two of iced wine.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm drinking Claret with ice cubes in :-(

[Berni]

I mean, it's clearly wrong, isn't it? :-(

[PSRB]

[Pat Vegas]

Not sunshine as such just warm air. Feels like when you get off the plane in a hot place.

I don't want to go home I want to stay in the office it's freezing in here.

Plus when I get home I don't know if I should keep the windows closed or open them. Keep that hot air out.

[PSRB]

[Berni]

I remember getting off a plane in North Carolina and having my first fag for 12 hours or something and the moment being ruined because the air was basically hot and wet*. :-(




*Like your mum

[Pat Vegas]

but you have to be careful any longer and you will start to decompose and go down the drain.

[Berni]

cubes. Job done imo.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I care not for any man's definition of 'wrong' save my own.

In other words, 'whatever gets you through the night'. 'If it feels good, do it.' And so forth.

[Pat Vegas]

after I got to the hotel.

But it feels really strange to smoke inside these days. I had a cigarette in a restaurant in Italy. It was a bit like a 'lock in' as they knew the owners but it felt really odd.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I had two of your English Doom Bar beers last evening.

Very pleasant drop.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It's like Ribena :-(

[Berni]

[redgunamo]

Beer is honest and wholesome.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Oh.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

You make me sick.

[Berni]

and blowing the smoke into the aircon vents, thus sharing the joy of my cigarette with half the hotel :hehe:

Of course, the dead giveaway would have been that my room was probably the only one in that side of the hotel that didn't reek of cigarette smoke.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I swear i will never make you drink red wine with ice cubes in.

[barrybueno]

[barrybueno]

I was going to buy one and they absolutely slaughtered me. Made it sound like the chaviest thing ever. Have they done me up?

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

It just sounds wrong.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

at Heathrow or a second at Gatwick? I'd like to hear the opinions of an aviation man and not some bull**** politician.

[Pat Vegas]

but you could smoke next to the lift in the corridor it seems.

It wasn't official but they had ashtrays outside the lift doors so people were smoking away.

[redgunamo]

[Berni]

replacing it with a wood and brass job that looks a bit classier. However, short of having aircon, it is the next best thing. I wouldn't be without it. I'm thinking of fitting one in the front room as well, tbh.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

the problem is still terminal and infrastructure capacity. Both Heathrow and Gtawick struggle with the number of people they put through already; how many times do you end up parked on a remote stand, spending 20 minutes on a f**king bus from the aircraft to the terminal, then wait 45 minutes for your baggage. These places are simply trying to put too may people through them.

From a passenger's point of view, I'd say that far and away the best option is to spread the load and build a new airport. Sadly, it appears that the travelling public insist that Heathrow is by far the favourite place to fly into to access London, so from a business perspective it's inevitable it will be Heathrow.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

What are you, Irish?

[barrybueno]

really gets going, can't really open the windows cos of the trains, foxes and f**kING magpies.

Any advice on said fan would be appriciated :thumbup:

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

You see ice, being what it is, melts into water which in turn dilutes the beverage.

If I wanted a f**king diluted beverage I would ask for a glass of watered down beverage.

If I want a cold or chilled beverage similarly I will ask for that. Not a f**king beverage with solid water, soon to melt, in it.

[Berni]

His edifice of straightness is hard, but brittle imo.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

will melt. :shrug:

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Or, to put it simply, I will stab you.

f**king white wine sipping huge f**king gaylord that you are.

[Berni]

fitting, tbh - although I haven't had a butcher's at it yet.

http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTYwMFgxNjAw/z/6sUAAOSwiCRUmPAa/$_35.JPG

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

There you are then. That's your problem. Learn to drink at man speed and ice is your friend. :thumbup:

I'm fascinated at your reversion to type with the whole 'stabbing' thing, sw. I remember they used to call Limerick 'Stab City', but apparently you're all keen?

Stay classy Eireann.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I am Irish.

There are lines to cross and lines not to cross.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I was merely offering advice. Important life skills, if you will.

[barrybueno]

I hope they wire in the same, it's been a f**k of a long time since I went near the old 3 plate ceiling rose stuff.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

We shall not speak on this topic again and needless to say the threat of violence has been lifted.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Berni]

[Berni]

We can all see where it's leading. :nod:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Trixie Popsicle]

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