Booking my spanish rail odyssey today

[Classic Jorge]

Madrid-Cadiz-Seville-Cordoba-Madrid over the course of just over two weeks. Exciting!

[IUFG]

http://iloapp.boemba.be/blog/aster?ShowFile&image=1317568778.jpg

[Lt. Gooner 2002]

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[7evens]

[Classic Jorge]

chriswaddle.

Yeah, the good lady has sorted some mint hotels along the way though. As spaniards f**k off at that time of year you can get suites for a decent whack and everything.

[Lt. Gooner 2002]

Safe journeys.

[Classic Jorge]

We'll see a bit of family in between, lovely

[Classic Jorge]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

She's what, 8??

My lad would I suspect look at me in a way to suggest he was less than pleased.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

a kid. Two trips to London is all we booked :-|

[Pat Vegas]

[Jake]

Did wonders to broaden my senses that did.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Their motive being to escape the rat race etc so logically they had moved to the remote north.

Needless to say they were complete f**king nutters.

[Classic Jorge]

What can I say? The kid has a massive hard on about art galleries.

It'll be interesting to see how she bares up to the travelling but I strongly suspect I'll be the one carrying the f**king bags anyways.

[Classic Jorge]

Apparently young blonde boys were quite the commodity in North Africa, who knew?

[Billy Goat Sverige]

100 times harder for themselves. The whole not wanting to put a water pump in and instead walk down to the lake during the winter was just retarded. They also exaggerated a lot to make it seem more dangerous than what it really is.

[7evens]

Good luck

[Ben.]

mental, the lengths to get food and water.
Living off moose meat doesn't look particularly appealing either.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Tight *******s did not even light a fire for the bloke before he arrived.

Nutters though as you say, the water thing. Then he builds a f**king sauna but ignores his living accommodation.

There has been 3 similar programmes on before, some of the others equally as mad.

[Nicosia Gooner]

in 3 weeks time

was 48C in parts of South Spain yesterday

Enjoy it!

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

Are you dusting off your drachmas?

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

But I don't mean that in a nasty way so please do not take offence.

I took my two into the National Gallery in Dublin. f**k me that did not work out well.

Never again. They can just grow up as philistines.

[Jake]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

the supermarket and get some food? f**king idiots. Anyway, i knew he was a weird c**t as soon as i saw how excited he got by a Fray Bentos pie

[Nicosia Gooner]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm a fan of a touring holiday. You didn't consider taking the Jag?

[Ben.]

they seem to take some sort of masochistic pleasure in deliberately handicapping themselves.
He has an unhinged look about him, the sort of face you wouldn't be surprised to see in the newspaper next to a gun massacre story, although he'll have to find some people.
Plus, he's Welsh.

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

The chick described him something like "his kids are his life".

So he f**ked off to the North Pole and left them behind in Wales.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I am not sure this reflects well on me.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

them to make them live in seclusion with chickens and cows as the closest thing to friends.

[Jake]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

That Tongan island looked like a beautiful place to spend 2 weeks. A month to finish your novel. 6 weeks to convalesce from an illness.

After that you'd be three quarters mental from boredom.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

Although as you say, you'd be drawing smiley faces on footballs within a couple of months.

[Classic Jorge]

We know how it is

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

He must be some sort of German superman. No wonder they conquered Europe :-(

[Classic Jorge]

I have brought her up, deliberately, around all this sort of stuff though. If she hadnt shown an interest in it I wouldve dropped it but when I took her to the national in London I had to prise her out of the place at closing, she insisted on sketching loads of paintings sat cross legged on the floor in front of them.

[Brentwood]

https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasf**k/comments/3ai2nc/d ude_builds_impressive_shelter_with_bare_hands/ (https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasf**k/comments/3ai2nc/dude_builds_impressive_shelter_with_bare_hands/)

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

Then kill everyone when you get back

[Jake]

Then you reach the happy medium where you're bumping ket and downing a pint and a half of oreo milkshake.

I refuse to grow up, refuse.

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Classic Jorge]

Yes, I'm aware of what your retort would be. :hehe:

Actually, we're getting a car in Cadiz and doing a bit of a tour of the beaches and interior down there so will probably take in Ronda and/or Granada as well as Conil, Barbate and all the rest.

Mini has been decreed, mind. I only pay for the f**ker

[Classic Jorge]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Needless to say the chin stroking art people were less than enamoured.

They then proceeded to describe some masterpieces as being a bit rubbish. At least they didn't swear.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

With leccy and everything.

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

A 9 year old Granada was not designed for 120 mph, or 80mph really.
Neither was a brand new one.

Looked good though

[Classic Jorge]

That sort of poe-faced elitism is only really there to exclude people from it.

It's about the gut, about the visceral reaction, those people will miss that every time but a kid *will* get it and therein lies the beauty of the whole thing.

Sorry to bang on but your kids are in the right here.

[IUFG]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

And using materials I seem to recall gleaned entirely from the island.

Naturally I sat on my sofa declaring him to be "a lying German *******" but fair f**ks to him.

[Classic Jorge]

Saturn's ascent means this could be a day of new possibilities and old friends returning when you least expect them to.

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

And poor Kev had to sleep on the beach.

Rubbish.

[IUFG]

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/features/horoscopes/your-astro logical-week-ahead-with-psychic-bob-153-2015070199771 (http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/features/horoscopes/your-astrological-week-ahead-with-psychic-bob-153-2015070199771)

:bow:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

The fat ones cavorting in woodland are the best.

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

No, but it was a 3 litre. About the same oomph as a 1 litre Fiesta now

[Classic Jorge]

Anything that makes that green **** taste half decent is worth its weight in gold to me.

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

Ghosties and Ghoulies and flying carpets and stuff. Very dark.

Obviously had been at the Laudanum

[Classic Jorge]

I'm all about the Velasquezes and El Grecos though, me.

Velasquez remains my number one hero.

[Nicosia Gooner]

[Classic Jorge]

Probably sixt

[Nicosia Gooner]

insurance is a big issue and demand of paying money up front so research is a must

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Jake]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

If you like 100 metres of death and destruction of all sorts of things

[Brentwood]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

No queueing, no form-filling and you usually get an upgrade.

https://secure.avis-europe.com/secure/preferred/default.aspx (https://secure.avis-europe.com/secure/preferred/default.aspx)

[Nicosia Gooner]

[barrybueno]

Tbh that was late....and crap.