all right, so this texas hedge fund investor has offered us up to $100m for our movie, subject to

[eastgermanautos]

our attaching significant stars. we have reached out to these stars and had the following actors ask for offers: daniel radcliffe, jesse eisenberg, imogen poots, sienna miller, dan stevens, jeff goldblum, stephen baldwin, michael pitt, michiel huisman, etc etc. we're talking to guy ritchie to direct.

The problem? if we get these stars on board and the investment guy turns out not to be legit, we as film-makers will be blackballed forevermore. caa, gersh, icm, all these places are a small, backbiting club. on the other hand, if the dude is legit, we are meelionaires, and the film is awesome, etc.

What I need from you: posing as agents on behalf of the film, you will throw yourselves into the volcano. The agents will then blame *you if the **** goes south. what do you care, you're already incinerated. :) on the other hand, if it's good then you make a million bucks, easy.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I hope your entire project is a failure.

[Classic Jorge]

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

[Pat Vegas]

Is it Ewing Oil who are backing it?

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Luis Anaconda]

:snigger: her middle name is Gay

http://media.aintitcool.com/media/uploads/2014/capone/Imogen%20Poots_large.jpg

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

[eastgermanautos]

[Berni]

Because I find it hard to believe that someone has offered a hundred million for a first time project from people with no track record.

[Classic Jorge]

[eastgermanautos]

[Pat Vegas]

all united by this forum.

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

She's a lovely girl.

[the splendor of antigone]

I actually hate all non-whites, so don't take this seriously :-)

*Jews aren't white

[Jake]

What's your production company?

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Classic Jorge]

[eastgermanautos]

I have a couple of producers on board, and I'm meeting with Paramount next week. The contact with this investor comes through an actress I met at Sundance. These other producers might conceivably finance the movie, but this guy also is an attractive option.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

You know the novelist/scriptwriter always gets f**ked over, don't you? From The Last Tycoon, through Barton Fink to The Player, it never goes well for the writers. :-(

Although Michael Crichton might disagree, I suppose.

[eastgermanautos]

[eastgermanautos]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

You may inform your backers that you have secured a cheaper version of Colin Farrell.

Your success is guaranteed. Beer and hookers my friend, beer and hookers.

[redgunamo]

[Classic Jorge]

Bit like your man, Weller

[redgunamo]

[Classic Jorge]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Your card has been marked pal.

[Classic Jorge]

Even the presence of Sting couldnt ruin Lock, Stock.

:hehe: Just trying to keep you on your tippys me old son

[redgunamo]

To be honest, I was waiting for a somewhat more technical assessment of his works.

Not that I know the first thing about it, of course.

Revolver and Rocknrolla were both excellent, imo.

[redgunamo]

[JohnnyPuma]

I presume there will be a lot of "your mum" jokes in it?
Who will play modd and profumo?

[eastgermanautos]

of course, I can't write african-american dialogue, so I'm subcontracting that. just black it up man! :****er: