I have control of the aircon and there are women in the office doing that thing of putting

[Berni]

jackets on and muttering to each other about being cold. However, not one of them has at any stage actually just said 'Cold you turn it down please? Were they to do so, I would happily comply, but they haven't, so f**k 'em.

[Classic Jorge]

He was morbidly obese and sweated a lot but he liked to see the women get hot and sweaty and wear as little as possible. As it was a glass fronted office this happened a lot.

He stank to high heaven and I had to sit six feet from the f**ker.

[Berni]

I'm sitting here in a thin, cotton shirt with the sleeves rolled up and I'm perfectly comfortable. They, however, are sat there with several layers on complaining about being cold when its 278 degrees outside.

[Classic Jorge]

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[Berni]

So much so that I have occasionally come home and kissed the wife, only for her to complain how cold I am.

[Classic Jorge]

As you can imagine, it's not exactly top of my list for the 51 weeks of the year it's pissing it down in the frozen north.

My OH nearly hired a car without aircon for spain, I put it down to an attack of Yorkshire tightness.

[Berni]

or Ireland where five of us (and often a dog) were packed into a car without air conditioning, it seems almost unbelievable that we survived. :-(

The environment can go and f**k itself - aircon is a fundamental human right.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Get some wind in your hair, dude!

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[Monty91]

Don't want you getting stranded like in some kind of Sightseers does El Dorado cultural mash up.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

When oh when will you understand the importance of boot space? :rolleyes:

Still fit to fly are we? Was there any arse-fingering or teste sac-cupping involved?

[Classic Jorge]

Honestly you fairweather aircon fans

[Classic Jorge]

It's four days in when we get to Cadiz and go all Quixote accross country

[7evens]

Getting blown to buggery he was...

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[Monty91]

BUT IT IS ONLY VALID FOR UP TO 72 HOURS BEFORE YOUR BOOKING!!1111!!!!!!!!!

Of course. Makes perfect sense.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Medical every 12 months now, and ECG every time. The *******s touch you for 180 quid for poking a bit of litmus paper in your piss.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

When you get to the desk Pedro will rub his 5 day stubble, scratch his minging armpits and pass you the keys. That's what they do.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

On a drive from, say, one's abode in the Garden of England to the furthest northern reaches of this sceptr'd isle, the vehicle of choice is, of course, the Gran Turismo, aircon dialled up. But on such an evening as this, to fly along country lanes 'twixt home and, for example, the airfield bar, the archetypal English sports car is the thing.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I suppose a quick finger in the arse would have killed him?

[Monty91]

or driving without insurance, you will forgive me for being overly cautious when it comes to such matters.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

And they don't care.

[Classic Jorge]

The DVLOi, if you will.

[Monty91]

Like, WHATEVS!

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Yes, I'm calling you a socialist.

[Berni]

National Socialist.

:music: 'Die Fahne hoch, usw'

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

But the soul, man. We mustn't lose the soul.