I see Theo and Cechsy are bantering already.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Gunners forward Theo Walcott tweeted that he scored his first Arsenal goal against Cech - in the 2007 League Cup final - to which his new team-mate replied: "Happy it won't happen again."

[Mc Gooner]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

Pregant woman complaining about being pregnant: "I can't bend over"

Sales colleague: "If you'd said that to your husband a few months ago, you wouldn't be in this state, would you?"

Pregnant woman cries and waddles out of office.

Disciplinary, I reckon :rolleyes:

[Classic Jorge]

I presume you gave him a little wink and acknowledged the quality of the joke whilst displaying nothing but contempt for the chronically unjovial fatty

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[redgunamo]

It's "dollybirds".

[Fred Killah]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seJt1wTVoh0

[redgunamo]

[Trixie Popsicle]

[Harry Balls]

The response was quintessential English humour. He should have gotten a smack round the chops from here and made to get her tea or coffee for a month.

[Mc Gooner]