And you thought glastobury was full of arseholes. This is cunds squared

[Classic Jorge]

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[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Because it's likely to be attended by people who gasp go to work and wash regularly?

[Classic Jorge]

I mean, alone they are bad enough but the idea of them uniting and forming like some sort of c**t Voltron doesnt bear thinking about.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Alex is always ready with a wink and a smile when I see him breakfasting at Daylesford.

Some of his cheese is really rather delicious as well.

[Classic Jorge]

He's very much parsed the lexington though, a long time back

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Naturally the lady picked him and not the IT bod from Bradford.

Probably still regrets it.

[Classic Jorge]

Only for it to be laid waste by some arsehole with a cocaine habit the size of tony montana.

Less of the IT bod from Bradford stuff though, eh?